Hardblower

When a boy gives a another boy a blow job and he blows the cum back in his dick and all over his balls.

I am going to give you a hardblower tonight daddy.

by Hard at work September 17, 2021

hornblower

While receiving road head, the guy slams on the breaks just as he is about to cum. This forces her head to hit the horn, and then he shoots a fatty load all over her face.

Peter was getting road head, and decided to give his girlfriend a hornblower surprise.

by Deter P May 1, 2009

hornblower farts

Extraordinarily jarring, loud flatulence that could awaken the dead.

He is famous for his unnerving hornblower farts which I understand may have been responsible for the sudden death of his grandfather.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019

hardloper

A slow runner of unusual personality and appearance, often referred to as a hobby jogger.

"hardloper" hobbyjogger

by Joggers World January 20, 2014

Horatio Hornblower

To fart on ones head, specificially characterized by the movement of hair.

Derek got himself a Horatio Hornblower today, now he has to redo his hair.

by MrPrefect October 5, 2005

Hornblower’s Fudge

The tide mark of faeces found around the base of a dildo when anally abused.

Why Mrs Fenton-brown I have found this rampant rabbit lurking in your wardrobe, i can tell by the hornblower’s fudge it was used recently.

by LGBTQ5177 October 29, 2020

hornblower

One who gives blowjobs.

Jager certainly is a horny little hornblower.

by Mr. Nobody August 17, 2004