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Hardblower 

When a boy gives a another boy a blow job and he blows the cum back in his dick and all over his balls.
I am going to give you a hardblower tonight daddy.
Hardblower by Hard at work September 17, 2021
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hornblower

While receiving road head, the guy slams on the breaks just as he is about to cum. This forces her head to hit the horn, and then he shoots a fatty load all over her face.
Peter was getting road head, and decided to give his girlfriend a hornblower surprise.
hornblower by Deter P May 1, 2009

hornblower farts 

Extraordinarily jarring, loud flatulence that could awaken the dead.
He is famous for his unnerving hornblower farts which I understand may have been responsible for the sudden death of his grandfather.
hornblower farts by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019

hardloper 

A slow runner of unusual personality and appearance, often referred to as a hobby jogger.
"hardloper" hobbyjogger
hardloper by Joggers World January 20, 2014

Horatio Hornblower 

To fart on ones head, specificially characterized by the movement of hair.
Derek got himself a Horatio Hornblower today, now he has to redo his hair.
Horatio Hornblower by MrPrefect October 5, 2005

Hornblower’s Fudge 

The tide mark of faeces found around the base of a dildo when anally abused.
Why Mrs Fenton-brown I have found this rampant rabbit lurking in your wardrobe, i can tell by the hornblower’s fudge it was used recently.
Hornblower’s Fudge by LGBTQ5177 October 29, 2020

hornblower

Jager certainly is a horny little hornblower.
hornblower by Mr. Nobody August 17, 2004
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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