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hannitized
A portmanteau that is formed from the rhyming words lobotomized and hypnotized and which have related meanings. Def: a form of malevolent brainwashing that victimizes anyone who watches any Faux News host too long (the time until a lethal dosage is imbibed depends on the particular host and the IQ of the individual; for example the low-IQ individuals who support Trump, the so-called "base," comprising about 25% of the stupidest American TV-watching public) are usually goners within 5-minutes of exposure, especially if listening to the most toxic host of them all, "El Diablo" himself, Sean Hannity, the name-sake of this term.
I dozed-off on my girlfriend's parents' couch while waiting for her to get ready for our date. Their TV (as usual) was on Faux News. By the time my girlfriend awakened me (after only 10-minutes) I had been hannitized!
hannitized by Eppypotamus June 8, 2019
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Hansini
A beautiful, graceful, elegant girl who is extremely right brained. She is very creative and loves each and every art from photography to acting to writing, she'll do it all! She loves to dress up and is a goddess at fashion. She is a feminist to the core and is very girly.She is that caring friend we all have whose shoulder is always available to cry on. She will give you advice in your time of need and just bee there for you. She is extremely emotional and sentimental so be warned, there's a lot of tears involved, both happy and sad. She is just that girl who is effortlessly cool, pretty, and most of all kind.
hanshita
A girl so beautiful and so lovely that you will love her with your whole heart
Including all of its ventricles, Atriums and valves ....
She is the Beauty of the Kharghuli Hills...
Too Good to be true, but she is real and not a fantasy.
Including all of its ventricles, Atriums and valves ....
She is the Beauty of the Kharghuli Hills...
Too Good to be true, but she is real and not a fantasy.
hanshita by Rishik302000 December 27, 2021
handitrapped
When because of a disability, a person becomes stuck or trapped in a certain place or situation out in the world. Can apply to anyone on crutches, wheelchair, walker, etc. on anything, stairwell, outdoors, etc.
I saw a guy at the mall trying to get his wheel chair in between two cars but he became totally handitrapped and couldn’t move an inch in either direction.
handitrapped by Williamsven February 24, 2009
sand hanitizer
"Pass me the sand hanitizer." "Do you mean the hand sanitizer?" "Oh yeah! It's just so easy to accidentally say sand hanitizer..." "Now you got me saying sand hanitizer!"
sand hanitizer by gummygoodness September 26, 2012