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Hank Hill 

Main character from the TV show King of the Hill. Successfully used crack as fishing bait. Hoped to sell propane and propane accessories even as a child (if his grades were good enough). Has an irrational hatred of charcoal and Thatherton Fuels. Drinks as much (if not more) beer as Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin, but for some reason is not thought of as a alcoholic like Homer and Peter.
Hank Hill was born in the ladies room at Yankee Stadium, not in Texas.
Hank Hill by A.C. Sativa October 9, 2012

Hank Hill 

Star of t.v. show on Fox "King of the Hill" Father of Bobby Hill, husband of Peggy Hill, son of Cotton Hill.
Hank Hill: I sell propane and propane accessories
Hank Hill by Josh August 13, 2004

Hank Hill 

A character from a popular T.V. show called "King of the Hill". He's a Texan who works at a propane co. called Strickland Propane as a assistant manager selling Propane and propane accessories.

Has a wife name Peggy and they have son named Bobby. His only child due to his "Narrow Urethra"

He drives a red pick up truck.

Has a neice, Luanne .

Use to Play High School football.

Is really born in New York. Which he used to be ashamed of.
Hank Hill Quotes

Hank: We sell propane and propane accessories.

Hank:Bobby, if you weren't my son, I'd hug you

Hank: Dang it Dale. I'm going to kick your ass.

Hank: BAWHH!!

Hank: I'll tell ya what...
Hank Hill by Hankhill101 October 16, 2008

Hank Hill Ass 

To have a buttox that closely resembles the tookus of Hank Hill from King of the Hill which looks flat and gross.
Wow, Diana has a Hank Hill Ass. I guess she must sell propane on the side.
Hank Hill Ass by Shawntell Gee August 4, 2010

hank hill badonkadonk 

You have an extremely flat ass to the point that you almost dont even have one which is usually frowned upon.
Boy1: Man, can you believe her flat booty.
Boy2: I know, she has hank hill badonkadonk.

hank hill 

a texan who loves is lawn, loves his tools, loves his truck, loves his job, loves his state, and most of all, loves his propane.
dude, i would not want hank hill to be my dad