gunslingergirlvy_c_e's definitions

christmas

wat was first the celebration of our lord, Jesus Christ, it is now a celebration toward greed, stress, and disappointment. its not even a christian holiday anymore, seein as how its just an excuse for all religions to get ppl crap instead of celebratin their own holidays.

So basically, we're praisin Santa Claus ans money instead of Jesus Christ, which is not makin Jesus very happy that he did all that shit to save our sinning asses.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e August 18, 2005

Yiji

The ancient Chinese equivelent of a Japanese geisha. Both groups are still confused as being high class- prostitutes (a.k.a. courtesans), though there jobs strictly involved entertaining their clients through music and poetry.

It was rare when yiji and geisha engaged in sexual activity with their clients.

I read that one of my ancestors was a Yiji during the Song Dynasty.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e January 14, 2008

dumb

its a condition when one cannot speak or make noise

the next time someone calls u dumb, motion the signal, "up yours"

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e December 28, 2005

three taboos of a ninja

the three things that are stated by jiraiya that supposedly make a ninja go bad. they are:
1)alcohol
2)women
3)money

but jiraiya has been known to do all three taboos at once in less than 15 minutes.

if ur life gets absorbed in the three taboos of a ninja, then you ll be as bad a orichimaru.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e January 3, 2006

elementalist

one who usually uses magick to control the elements of nature a.k.a. fire, water, earth, wind, snow, wood, etc.

no example needed. use ur friggin imagination dammit.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e July 3, 2005

Selena

One of the best Latin artists ever. She was the first woman to become a Tejano singer, which consisted of men. Her band consisted of her family, friends, and husband, Chris Perez. She sold many record world wide....She was killed by her fan club president on March 31, 1995, but her music and memory lives on...

Some of Selena's best songs were Dreaming of You, Coma la flor, amor prohibido, and bidi bidi bom bom.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e December 28, 2005

pit bull

also known as the Staffordshire Bull Terrier, the pit bull terrier is a very sweet and lovable dog and a good companion, but unfortunately is often ridiculed and disrespected for it being known as a fight dog. people put these sweet canines in dogs rings and force them to fight. if the dog(s) have been fighting for too long, they are humanely euphemized, which is really unfair cuz it aint the dogs fault, its the MASTER'S FAULT.

people should not be afraid of pit bulls. they are one of the most loyal dogs breeds and should be treated with more respect and put in more loving homes.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e January 3, 2006