gunslingergirlvy_c_e's definitions

war

a delay in curing diseases that need to be cured.

with the millions we spend on war we need to spend it on curing stds and cancer!

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e August 20, 2005

ninjutsu

its like ninja magic, cept without the wands...and the cauldron.......and frog eyes and stuff.

well, with an exception of naruto quirks and stuff, ninjutsu is a collection of techniques and styles that are used by ninja's for concealment, escape, disguise, medicine, archery, collecting information and etc. some skills include:

taijutsi (unarmed combat)
ninja ken (sword fighting)
Seishin-teki kyôyô (spiritual refinement)
Shurikenjutsu (throwing blades)
Hensôjutsu (disguise and impersonation)
Shinobi-iri (stealth and infiltration methods)
Intonjutsu (escaping and concealment)
Sui-ren (training in water)

dont bitch with me, or ill go ninjutsu on ur ass!

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e January 3, 2006

jersey devil

a crptid that looks like a horse, a dragon, and another thing. it was said to be the offsring of Mrs. Leeds, who had 13 kids and said "let this be a devil!" and then when it was born, it was a devil and went up the chimeny and fly off. some say that it just left, and some other ssay that it killed everyone in the house. it is known for pokin its head up in ppls windows, havin red eyes, and have scary high pitched screams. even though sightings have started in the late 19th century and early 20th, it is said to still haunt the woods of new jersey.

the jersey devil is scary, but the mothman and chupacabra are still scarier in my opinion.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e August 18, 2005

distract and snatch

a method of theivary often used by gypsies when one person distracts and the other takes the possesion. its a very old trick but it works.

some scrawny gypsy boy used distract and snatch on me! damn those gypsys to hell!!

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e November 4, 2005

Parents Television Council

A united group of soccer moms who's lack of intelligience makes them think that it's the TV networks -as well as the countries- repsonsibility to censor what THEIR kids are watching, when their dumb butts should know that it's their own damn fault if they catch their kids watching a TV-MA program on Comedy Central at 11:00p.m.

The Parents Television Council is a bunch of bitchy television nazis who want to make the lives of other miserable while making their own kids miserable.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e September 24, 2006

canon

A piece of work -usually in reference to literature- that was written by the original author. Spin-offs, fan fiction, and any work not written by the original author of that fictional universe is considered non-canon.

I got sad at the end of Rurouni Kenshin: Seisouhen. Good thing it took out a lot of chunks from the original plot and wasn't written by Nobuhiro Watsuki, or else it would have been considered canon. :D
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Oh my GOD that Naruto fan fiction SUCKED! Thank God it wasn't canon.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e November 1, 2007

attention span

Something I don't have much of.

*looses interest, stares in other direction*

What most teenagers have is a short attention span, not ADD or ADHD. They just want to feel special.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e March 14, 2008