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hannitized 

A portmanteau that is formed from the rhyming words lobotomized and hypnotized and which have related meanings. Def: a form of malevolent brainwashing that victimizes anyone who watches any Faux News host too long (the time until a lethal dosage is imbibed depends on the particular host and the IQ of the individual; for example the low-IQ individuals who support Trump, the so-called "base," comprising about 25% of the stupidest American TV-watching public) are usually goners within 5-minutes of exposure, especially if listening to the most toxic host of them all, "El Diablo" himself, Sean Hannity, the name-sake of this term.
I dozed-off on my girlfriend's parents' couch while waiting for her to get ready for our date. Their TV (as usual) was on Faux News. By the time my girlfriend awakened me (after only 10-minutes) I had been hannitized!
hannitized by Eppypotamus June 8, 2019

Chin Cheng Hanji 

A catchy-ass song about the chinese
Guy 1: Where are you right now
Guy 2: Chin Cheng Hanji
Chin Cheng Hanji by MeatIoafgod September 15, 2020

Hanji Zoe 

14th commander of the Survey Corps, scientist, soldier, sometimes a little bit crazy but still the best AOT character.
Hey Hanji Zoe, can you tell me more about your experiments ?
Hanji Zoe by valp April 27, 2021

ching cheng hanji 

Mispronounciation of "Jin qian kan qi," which was later memed into a remix song that included Blaxy Girls' "If You Feel My Love," and used MC Jin as the cover photo.

This line is lyrics to a Chinese opera story named "The Execution of Chen Shimei", which is known as Du Mei An (铡美案) or Qin Xiang Lian (秦香莲) in Chinese. The original story is about a guy who was convicted for lying to the Emperor and attempted murder to his first wife.
John Cena: Ching Cheng Hanji!
CCP: +1000 social credits.
John Cena: Only Song Dynasty kids would remember this certified bing chilling classic.
ching cheng hanji by wanglinkai February 4, 2022

Chin Cheng Hanji 

Cat named Tom spinning on a record and singing Chin Cheng Hanji
Oh no it's Tom he's going to sing Chin Cheng Hanji
FUCK
Chin Cheng Hanji by Zen1thYT September 30, 2020

handitrapped 

When because of a disability, a person becomes stuck or trapped in a certain place or situation out in the world. Can apply to anyone on crutches, wheelchair, walker, etc. on anything, stairwell, outdoors, etc.
I saw a guy at the mall trying to get his wheel chair in between two cars but he became totally handitrapped and couldn’t move an inch in either direction.
handitrapped by Williamsven February 24, 2009