Handren

The greatest family to ever live in existence

I want to be Handren

by Conner micloving November 13, 2021

hendren

a large turd that is stubborn to flush down.

my toilet was struggling to flush a hendren.

by will bitten September 17, 2016

horseshoes and handgrenades

The only time/s that almost actually counts.

Mark: "I almost beat that guy!"
John: "Almost only counts in horseshoes and handgrenades."

by DefinitionsR'Us March 31, 2008

social handgrenade

Someone, who when out with friends at a social gathering could ‘go off’ at anytime and cause complete and utter chaos to what was a well conducted evening

Wy did you invite Garner out man? you know he’s a social hand grenade, and I’m meeting that smart bird from work later on, I can’t belive it

by Brian July 9, 2003

handrew

the smell your fingers gets when you sit on your hand for too long

The minute Josh gets handrew he starts to touch other people's faces.

If you ever get handrew, wash your hands twice before eating.

by darien October 4, 2006

handrew jackson

A handjob that costs $20

Guy 1: Dude, I got a Handrew Jackson last night!

Guy 2: With the $20 you owe me?!

by FwaaBwaa January 4, 2014

Erin Handrews

The new and improved name for your hand. Thanks to the peephole incident this is a new name for your hand.

Watching college football makes me want to use my Erin Handrews.

by mosman10 October 3, 2009