Handdroid
Handdroid by AllForLaughs August 16, 2016
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HAndroid
A small, rectangular mobile device operated using the human hand used before humanoid robots were available commercially.
HAndroid by TeaInTheMoment December 20, 2017
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Handbridge
When a woman must use her hands to squeeze together her breasts while a man tittie fucks her. This is usually done because her breasts are not big enough to tittie fuck without using her hands for support.
"My secretary's tits are nice but she has to handbridge when I tit fuck her. I think I will fire her ass." -Angry MD at a BB
Handbridge by NakedShort August 18, 2009
hondroid
Plant worker at Honda Canada Manufacturing in Alliston, Ontario, Canada. You will recognize them by their identical white uniforms, lack of respect for common driving conventions, and bubble of inflated ego that surrounds most of them. They are often spotted in local bars trying to impress girls by telling them they work at Honda. This often works because most Alliston women are Whonda-Whores who will suck a guys dick if he's even drove past the Honda plant.
guy: That fucker just cut me off!!!
2nd guy: what do you expect. He's a Hondroid...
girl: I want to suck his dick!!! He's so amazing because he puts bolts in cars all day and makes 20 dollars an hour! I want to have his children!
2nd guy: what do you expect. He's a Hondroid...
girl: I want to suck his dick!!! He's so amazing because he puts bolts in cars all day and makes 20 dollars an hour! I want to have his children!
Hondroid
First coined in 1987 to describe a Honda Associate working in a Honda manufacturing plant, as a "Honda Android" given the nature of the repetitive, robotic like, workaholic, demanding jobs with long hours extending into the weekend, with no personal life. Combining the words gives "Hondroid." Not to be confused with recent Honda humanoid robotics such as Asimo.
noun > "Hondroids" work long hours at the plant and every weekend, but they get paid well.
Jake > "Chris has no time to do anthing cool on the weekend, he's a 'hondroid'"
Jake > "Chris has no time to do anthing cool on the weekend, he's a 'hondroid'"
Handroid
The painful result of too much texting, tweeting and internet browsing while using an android phone. Generally resulting in a sore thumb or wrist.
Handroid by The Style PA February 28, 2009
Håndtrold
A danish word, meaning a handjob. It's composed of the words "Hånd" which means "Hand" and "Trold" which means "Troll"