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Unprotected handholding

When your hand intertwines with someone else’s before marriage, resulting in a loss of innocence
1. Me and my gf held hands and hugged the other day bro

2. Wait, you’re saying you commit in the act of unprotected handholding?

1. Yes?

2. I’m calling the police

Premarital Handholding 

UNACCEPTABLE! ONE MILLION YEARS DUNGEON!
Premarital handholding is the most degenerate and sinful act one can commit.

HAndroid 

A small, rectangular mobile device operated using the human hand used before humanoid robots were available commercially.
Too bad you still have to use a HAndroid and can't afford your own AI Personal Assistant Bot.
HAndroid by TeaInTheMoment December 20, 2017

Handholding 

Ugh they're into handholding those filthy degenerates.
Handholding by Shadow byte October 15, 2019

Premarital handholding 

It is the worst sin ever to be made. If you do this you will go straight to hell. Don't even try to hold the hand of another sex before marrying them. In case you accidentally do this, you must marry the person you committed this sin with or must kill yourself
bo: Hey did you hear that Josh and Libby were practicing Premarital handholding
go: Hell naw, that bitch must die in the underworld
Premarital handholding by Chloe Hill November 17, 2019

Handroll 

Handroll is a tech for Rise Against and also best friends and sometimes lovers with Jepha Howard of The Used.
He tours non-stop and likes drinking and twittering.
He tells everyone to go to bed even though it's the weekend.
He calls everyone a nerd but really he's the biggest one of all.

Also a type of sushi.
Handroll is teching for Rise Against again.
Handroll by TasteMyInk May 24, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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