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Unprotected handholding

When your hand intertwines with someone else’s before marriage, resulting in a loss of innocence
1. Me and my gf held hands and hugged the other day bro

2. Wait, you’re saying you commit in the act of unprotected handholding?

1. Yes?

2. I’m calling the police

Premarital Handholding 

Premarital handholding is the most degenerate and sinful act one can commit.

HAndroid 

A small, rectangular mobile device operated using the human hand used before humanoid robots were available commercially.
Too bad you still have to use a HAndroid and can't afford your own AI Personal Assistant Bot.
HAndroid by TeaInTheMoment December 20, 2017

Handholding 

Ugh they're into handholding those filthy degenerates.
Handholding by Shadow byte October 15, 2019

Premarital handholding 

It is the worst sin ever to be made. If you do this you will go straight to hell. Don't even try to hold the hand of another sex before marrying them. In case you accidentally do this, you must marry the person you committed this sin with or must kill yourself
bo: Hey did you hear that Josh and Libby were practicing Premarital handholding
go: Hell naw, that bitch must die in the underworld
Premarital handholding by Chloe Hill November 17, 2019

Handroll 

Handroll is a tech for Rise Against and also best friends and sometimes lovers with Jepha Howard of The Used.
He tours non-stop and likes drinking and twittering.
He tells everyone to go to bed even though it's the weekend.
He calls everyone a nerd but really he's the biggest one of all.

Also a type of sushi.
Handroll is teching for Rise Against again.
Handroll by TasteMyInk May 24, 2009