HAndroid 

A small, rectangular mobile device operated using the human hand used before humanoid robots were available commercially.

Too bad you still have to use a HAndroid and can't afford your own AI Personal Assistant Bot.

HAndroid by TeaInTheMoment December 20, 2017

Handroid 

The painful result of too much texting, tweeting and internet browsing while using an android phone. Generally resulting in a sore thumb or wrist.

Can't type my essay, got a bad case of handroid.

Handroid by The Style PA February 28, 2009

hondroid

Plant worker at Honda Canada Manufacturing in Alliston, Ontario, Canada. You will recognize them by their identical white uniforms, lack of respect for common driving conventions, and bubble of inflated ego that surrounds most of them. They are often spotted in local bars trying to impress girls by telling them they work at Honda. This often works because most Alliston women are Whonda-Whores who will suck a guys dick if he's even drove past the Honda plant.

guy: That fucker just cut me off!!!

2nd guy: what do you expect. He's a Hondroid...

girl: I want to suck his dick!!! He's so amazing because he puts bolts in cars all day and makes 20 dollars an hour! I want to have his children!

hondroid by televox December 14, 2008

Hondroid

First coined in 1987 to describe a Honda Associate working in a Honda manufacturing plant, as a "Honda Android" given the nature of the repetitive, robotic like, workaholic, demanding jobs with long hours extending into the weekend, with no personal life. Combining the words gives "Hondroid." Not to be confused with recent Honda humanoid robotics such as Asimo.

noun > "Hondroids" work long hours at the plant and every weekend, but they get paid well.

Jake > "Chris has no time to do anthing cool on the weekend, he's a 'hondroid'"

Hondroid by Gabrielli May 1, 2008

Handdroid 

A smart phone designed solely for masturbation.

My computer died mid-stroke, so I had to finish on my Handdroid.

Handdroid by AllForLaughs August 16, 2016