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hammerdong

Being well endowed in the ding dong section. A big swinger in the pants. A big penis.
The only reason she cheated on you brah was because he knew how to work his hammerdong.
hammerdong by bigdylsky November 7, 2010

hammerbang 

To be used in replace of and in conjunction with the term paperbag. Generally speaking, if you are under the influence of alcohol you are much more likely to lay a paperbagger without having the wherewithal to put the paperbag on. This constitutes a hammerbang. The term encompasses all kinds of people, men and women, that you would otherwise not bang if you weren't hammered.
Anthony: Would you date her?
Cameron: Fuck no.
Anthony: But will you bang her again?
Cameron: The best shes getting from me is a hammerbang, if shes that lucky.
Anthony: So you regret it?
Cameron: Not really man, DIFTS. Shes the epitome of a paperbagger or hammerbang, how many of you can say you've done what I've done?
hammerbang by HAMMERBANG March 19, 2008

hammerban 

1) (verb) To remove all traces of a user's account or a (sub)forum. Unlike the shadowban, the unwary user knows when he's banned because his account is locked and all his posts are gone as if he was never there.

1) What happens to innocent users and forum threads when micro-dicked mods or admins exercise their power of the banhammer.
That asshole shadowbanned me on his site, so I hammerbaned his ass here.
hammerban by Maschinenmensch November 5, 2015

hammertoe 

A toe that is deformed because one or more joints are permanently bent.
My hammertoe points at a 90 degree angle!
hammertoe by Tingle October 26, 2003

hammbone 

A hammbone is someone who is strong and unstoppable. Someone who can excel at anything they set their mind to. A hammbone is someone who isn't afraid to give it all they got.
That boy there is a hammbone.

You can always count on a hammbone.
hammbone by Mrs. Hammbone July 11, 2016

Hammertoe 

When you can see a mans hammer through his pants, same as cameltoe only the man version.
Hammertoe by peteypablo204 December 3, 2009