hammerbang

To be used in replace of and in conjunction with the term paperbag. Generally speaking, if you are under the influence of alcohol you are much more likely to lay a paperbagger without having the wherewithal to put the paperbag on. This constitutes a hammerbang. The term encompasses all kinds of people, men and women, that you would otherwise not bang if you weren't hammered.

Anthony: Would you date her?
Cameron: Fuck no.
Anthony: But will you bang her again?
Cameron: The best shes getting from me is a hammerbang, if shes that lucky.
Anthony: So you regret it?
Cameron: Not really man, DIFTS. Shes the epitome of a paperbagger or hammerbang, how many of you can say you've done what I've done?

hammerbang by HAMMERBANG March 19, 2008

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Hammerburged

The act of getting completely hammered/wasted in Flint, Mi. Especially located off of Hammerburg road.

Tyler was messing with Jon and Jordan when they were absolutely Hammerburged.

Last night was such a gonger, everyone was Hammerburged!

Hammerburged by HairyB December 7, 2009

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hammering clitties

Vicious anal factory women will do this when male co-workers make a major mistake at work.

"I can't believe it. We lose our biggest customer and all these women are hammering clitties."

hammering clitties by running out of patience March 12, 2008

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Orthodox Hammering

Vanilla sex. Nothing kinky. Typically missionary style, limited sex sounds and mutual orgasm may or may not occur.

After two years of orthodox hammering, I finally had to find a prostitute to liven things up on the side.

I walked in on my old man giving my mom an orthodox hammering.

Orthodox Hammering by Dick Onchin September 4, 2020