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hammerban 

1) (verb) To remove all traces of a user's account or a (sub)forum. Unlike the shadowban, the unwary user knows when he's banned because his account is locked and all his posts are gone as if he was never there.

1) What happens to innocent users and forum threads when micro-dicked mods or admins exercise their power of the banhammer.
That asshole shadowbanned me on his site, so I hammerbaned his ass here.
hammerban by Maschinenmensch November 5, 2015
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Hammersauced 

"I don't think i'm drinking that much tonight, man."
"Fuck that, I'm getting hammersauced."
Hammersauced by Marano May 3, 2009

Hammerburged 

The act of getting completely hammered/wasted in Flint, Mi. Especially located off of Hammerburg road.
Tyler was messing with Jon and Jordan when they were absolutely Hammerburged.

Last night was such a gonger, everyone was Hammerburged!
Hammerburged by HairyB December 7, 2009

hammering clitties 

Vicious anal factory women will do this when male co-workers make a major mistake at work.
"I can't believe it. We lose our biggest customer and all these women are hammering clitties."

Orthodox Hammering 

Vanilla sex. Nothing kinky. Typically missionary style, limited sex sounds and mutual orgasm may or may not occur.
After two years of orthodox hammering, I finally had to find a prostitute to liven things up on the side.

I walked in on my old man giving my mom an orthodox hammering.
Orthodox Hammering by Dick Onchin September 4, 2020

hammerfasted 

Combination of the words "hammered", "shit-faced", and "wasted". Used to describe a state of intense drunken-ness, usually accompanied by asinine behavior.
Dude, I had a terrible week. I can't wait to get hammerfasted and embarrass myself tonight.
hammerfasted by jbagwell4 November 8, 2009

hammerdamn 

yeah, erm, it can be used to insult somebody, like dick/prick/bawbag.
'he's such a fucking hammerdamn, i'm gonna rip his ears off and spit in his face'