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hammerban

1) (verb) To remove all traces of a user's account or a (sub)forum. Unlike the shadowban, the unwary user knows when he's banned because his account is locked and all his posts are gone as if he was never there.

1) What happens to innocent users and forum threads when micro-dicked mods or admins exercise their power of the banhammer.
That asshole shadowbanned me on his site, so I hammerbaned his ass here.
by Maschinenmensch November 5, 2015
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Hammersauced

"I don't think i'm drinking that much tonight, man."
"Fuck that, I'm getting hammersauced."
by Marano May 3, 2009
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Hammerburged

The act of getting completely hammered/wasted in Flint, Mi. Especially located off of Hammerburg road.
Tyler was messing with Jon and Jordan when they were absolutely Hammerburged.

Last night was such a gonger, everyone was Hammerburged!
by HairyB December 7, 2009
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hammering clitties

Vicious anal factory women will do this when male co-workers make a major mistake at work.
"I can't believe it. We lose our biggest customer and all these women are hammering clitties."
by running out of patience March 12, 2008
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Orthodox Hammering

Vanilla sex. Nothing kinky. Typically missionary style, limited sex sounds and mutual orgasm may or may not occur.
After two years of orthodox hammering, I finally had to find a prostitute to liven things up on the side.

I walked in on my old man giving my mom an orthodox hammering.
by Dick Onchin September 4, 2020
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hammerfasted

Combination of the words "hammered", "shit-faced", and "wasted". Used to describe a state of intense drunken-ness, usually accompanied by asinine behavior.
Dude, I had a terrible week. I can't wait to get hammerfasted and embarrass myself tonight.
by jbagwell4 November 8, 2009
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hammerdamn

yeah, erm, it can be used to insult somebody, like dick/prick/bawbag.
'he's such a fucking hammerdamn, i'm gonna rip his ears off and spit in his face'
by yer maw wants ma cock May 17, 2009
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