Hammer Hands 

1. One who breaks absolutely everything he touches
2. Lil Johnner (JCNem)

Christ hammerhands, you break everything in my apartment

Hammer Hands by HumBabe March 6, 2005

Slide Hammer Hand Job 

Similar to that of a regular handjob, the differnce being that the person giving the handjob uses a slide hammer motion. Starting slow at the tip and then stroking down with extreme force until being stopped by pubic bone. This takes place repeatedly until the person receiving either passes out from pain or a bloody ejactulate occurs. Hopefully both. Slavic in orgin.

You guys hear about Kurt? He spent all day in the ER cause his Slavic girlfriend gave him a wopper of a Slide Hammer Hand Job. He won't be riding his bike for a while.

Slide Hammer Hand Job by LHC***** March 26, 2010

hammer hand

To hit some one hard af

I’m about to hammer hand this bitch if she keep playing

Imma knock your lights out with these hammer hands

hammer hand by Eli Globe April 20, 2021

hand hammer juice 

When one substitutes Hand sanitizer instead of lotion or a lubricant.

Billy couldn't find any lotion to rub one out so he used some hand hammer juice . It burned but it served the purpose.

hand hammer juice by Kellykimhighhoe August 9, 2017

Hammerhanding 

Jerking off with two hands

Carlos wanted to try something new, so he went hammerhanding on himself.

Hammerhanding by panchito lokito October 30, 2011

Hand Hummer 

Another name for an old fashioned handjob.

Mary Jane Rottencroch gave me a hand hummer inside the pool.

Hand Hummer by Smash D January 18, 2017

Hammerhand 

The act of master-baiting in which the user's hands makes a motion similar to a hammer hitting a nail.

Johnny hammerhands to internet porn.

Hammerhand by N1337 November 25, 2009