Hammer Hands
Hammer Hands by HumBabe March 6, 2005
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Slide Hammer Hand Job
Similar to that of a regular handjob, the differnce being that the person giving the handjob uses a slide hammer motion. Starting slow at the tip and then stroking down with extreme force until being stopped by pubic bone. This takes place repeatedly until the person receiving either passes out from pain or a bloody ejactulate occurs. Hopefully both. Slavic in orgin.
You guys hear about Kurt? He spent all day in the ER cause his Slavic girlfriend gave him a wopper of a Slide Hammer Hand Job. He won't be riding his bike for a while.
Slide Hammer Hand Job by LHC***** March 26, 2010
hammer hand
I’m about to hammer hand this bitch if she keep playing
Imma knock your lights out with these hammer hands
Imma knock your lights out with these hammer hands
hammer hand by Eli Globe April 20, 2021
hand hammer juice
Billy couldn't find any lotion to rub one out so he used some hand hammer juice . It burned but it served the purpose.
hand hammer juice by Kellykimhighhoe August 9, 2017
Hand Hummer
Hand Hummer by Smash D January 18, 2017
Hammerhand
The act of master-baiting in which the user's hands makes a motion similar to a hammer hitting a nail.
Johnny hammerhands to internet porn.
Hammerhand by N1337 November 25, 2009
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