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Hamtard is someone who is so hammered from drinking too much alcohol that they are acting retarded.
That hamtard just fell over the barstool.
Hamtard by Milocharlie August 29, 2020
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handards 

Uber high standards. The exact opposite of landards.
Jerome defiantly has handards, he hooked-up with that really hot chick.
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hamdaddied

a term to describe one who is extremely intoxicated after drinking large amounts of alcohol.
friend 1: "O man what happened last night and what is that smell?"
friend 2: "You were so hamdaddied you shit your pants broski hahaha"
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1. Feeling fat in a general sense; over stuffed, sick with over eating; gluttony.
Ugh! I ate so much at Friday's, I'm feeling really haddard right now.
Haddard by dick amazing March 6, 2010
A hamtard is a very annoying individual, i.e. a dumbass. Despite the similarity to both ham and retard, a hamtard is not necessarily fat or developmentally disabled.
God, that last customer was such a hamtard, they ordered five half-decaf soy lattes and didn't tip.
hamtard by vikkanda September 10, 2006
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