Haddard

1. Feeling fat in a general sense; over stuffed, sick with over eating; gluttony.

Ugh! I ate so much at Friday's, I'm feeling really haddard right now.

by dick amazing March 6, 2010

Whitman, Price, and Haddad

According to Damon Killian, host of "The Running Man," Whitman, Price, and Haddad are "last seasons winners" of the Running Man gameshow. According to the bounty hunter named Fireball, played by ex-NFL running back and Hall of Famer Jim Brown, Whitman, Price, and Haddad are "last season's losers." Regardless, these three contestants are found dead and severely burned by Maria Conchita Alonzo in the musky bosom of the gameshow's playing ground.

Killian: "WHITMAN, PRICE, AND HADDAD!!! You remember them! There they are now, BASKING under the Maui sun."

by JaketheSnizake January 9, 2009

Lil Haddad

Lil haddad the best fucking rapper ever

"You've never heard of lil haddad"

"get the fuck outta here"

by Lil haddad fan November 24, 2020

Hot Haddad

To Take a hot steaming dump on your finger (your index) and smear it into someone's ear.

George gave Jonny a Hot Haddad.

by IIIIIJARIIIII October 23, 2011

handards

Uber high standards. The exact opposite of landards.

Jerome defiantly has handards, he hooked-up with that really hot chick.

by GHETTOMILLIONARE January 10, 2010

Nick Haddad

The most pleasant smell in the world

Man, that smelled better than roses! it smelled like Nick Haddad!

Yo my date smelled like Nick Haddad! it was fuckin wicked

by Z.Z. Frankendoodle July 25, 2010

Haddad

1. (v.) To turn a girl on, accidentally.

1. Things usually go badly with Candice, but hopefully I'll haddad her or something.

by Bernard Shakey April 25, 2010