hamtard

A hamtard is a very annoying individual, i.e. a dumbass. Despite the similarity to both ham and retard, a hamtard is not necessarily fat or developmentally disabled.

God, that last customer was such a hamtard, they ordered five half-decaf soy lattes and didn't tip.

by vikkanda September 10, 2006

nauticrap

A subcategory of pricey antiques salvaged from ships or other seafaring vessels, i.e., buoys, anchors, mastheads, knotwork, scrimshaw, etc.

Ever since Tim and Bobby moved to the Cape, they've been decorating their place in nauticrap.

by Vikkanda September 12, 2006

nauticrap

A subcategory of pricey antiques salvaged from ships or other seafaring vessels, i.e., buoys, anchors, mastheads, knotwork, scrimshaw, etc.

Ever since Tim and Bobby moved to the Cape, they've been decorating their place in nauticrap.

by vikkanda September 10, 2006