HamSlam 

when a man

slaps his dick on a

woman genitals

Hey babe wanna HamSlam

HamSlam by errffdf January 19, 2017

HamSlam 

A hamslam is less formal then flipping the bird.One must take his bare butt cheeks, and rub in a circle on the window torwd the enemy car.

I just had my friend hamslam that bitch that cut us off

HamSlam by Chubmaster October 7, 2016

Haslam 

An attractive male monkey, little, but capable of ferocity. Physical features include very soft, fine hair and an enormous mouth full of teeth. An insatiable libido and high intelligence level render the Haslam one of the most successful and competitive of his species.

'I want to stroke that Haslam'
'Don't anger the Haslam, he bites'
'That Haslam's not small where it counts' ;)

Haslam by Dellumn February 4, 2013

hamsam 

abbreviation for a ham sandwich, in times when you don't have time to say the full expression.

nickname for scott's fat gf.

'i could eat a hamsam right about now now'
' dude, thats scotts girl!'
' no you fuckwit, i meant a ham sandwich. i would never eat out that fatty-boomba.'
'oh, sorry, i totally misunderstood coz hamsam has 2 meanings.'

hamsam by fine_dine_decca August 1, 2009

Hamslaughter 

The voluntary or involuntary murder of a hamster.

Samantha was found guilty of involuntary hamslaughter

Hamslaughter by Brandon Tufaznail March 24, 2017

The Haslam Shake 

When you go to a house party and drink so much that you shit everywhere in your friend's bathroom. #TheHaslamShake

"If you go into my bathroom, please do not do the Haslam Shake."

The Haslam Shake by DamianaSola February 11, 2014

lost in hamslation 

When there is so little meat, and so many other crappy things on a sandwich that you nearly forget what is supposed to be the main ingredient.

Wow Gerardo, when you loaded this up with 1/2 lb of iceberg and half a slice of turkey it doesnt seem so special anymore. Lost in hamslation for realises.

lost in hamslation by shoffnee October 9, 2014