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When you slap your buddy (in the face) with a giant piece of ham. Best done with a piece 25 ounces or bigger.
Guy one: Dannng, did you see Mike just get Hamslapped??

Guy two: Yeah, that was awesome!
hamslap by swineslapper February 16, 2010
Words you can keep
When a bitch needs a slappin', and the hand isn't enough.
I''ma Hamslap the **** out of that bitch!

Yo, she is gonna get a hamslap if she don't shut the **** up.
HamSlap by DCK305 February 26, 2010

Hamslaughter 

The voluntary or involuntary murder of a hamster.
Samantha was found guilty of involuntary hamslaughter
Jay is a Hamsap boy, he always peek at girl bathing.
hamsap by Lei Lou Mou March 16, 2014
Hamsap defines someone who is dirty minded.
Peter Jibet would usually tell hamsap jokes after biology classes.
Hamsap by Diu 7 lei August 9, 2018

lost in hamslation 

When there is so little meat, and so many other crappy things on a sandwich that you nearly forget what is supposed to be the main ingredient.
Wow Gerardo, when you loaded this up with 1/2 lb of iceberg and half a slice of turkey it doesnt seem so special anymore. Lost in hamslation for realises.
lost in hamslation by shoffnee October 9, 2014

hamslammer 

hamslammer by ZBT Shadow June 15, 2008
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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