hamsam

abbreviation for a ham sandwich, in times when you don't have time to say the full expression.

nickname for scott's fat gf.

'i could eat a hamsam right about now now'
' dude, thats scotts girl!'
' no you fuckwit, i meant a ham sandwich. i would never eat out that fatty-boomba.'
'oh, sorry, i totally misunderstood coz hamsam has 2 meanings.'

by fine_dine_decca August 1, 2009

Hamdams

Top tier Irish chipper, very filthy but in a good way.

I went to Hamdams and orders a chip butty wrap, a party box, a niall special and a gurry curry

by cheesy454 July 5, 2021

hamsatchel

derivative of "ho-bag": a whore or adulteress, typical with financial schemes in mind

She used me for my money then moved on to another man. What a hamsatchel.

by The M September 24, 2005

hamjam

What you say when you're stuck in a bad situation.

Another word for "Shoot, I'm screwed" or f*, sh*, bs, and u know....

"Hamjam! I forgot to do my homework."

or...

"Someone threw your computer off the cliff."
"Hamjam."

by dopey193 June 4, 2014

arab hamsandwich

When a group of guys are making ham sandwiches and run out of mayo so they decide to jerk off of the sandwiches then finally sending those sandwiches to third world countries

Hey let's go fuck with some poor people and give them Arab hamsandwiches

by Daddy_daddy November 21, 2016

hamsap

Pervert in Cantonese.

Jay is a Hamsap boy, he always peek at girl bathing.

by Lei Lou Mou March 16, 2014

Hamsa

A beautiful outgoing, but sometimes shy girl. They usually have amazing hair and a killer body. The beauty of them is how humble they are. Hamsas are very loyal and can be trusted with any secret. They have amazing sense of right and wrong, they don't hurt anyone intentionally and won't let people hurt others either. They are amazing, well rounded, memorable girls that leave a lasting effect on you.

Jake: hey who IS that?

Arian: That's Hamsa bro, freaking sweetheart

Jake: Word, I wanna meet her

by Educator721 November 3, 2012