Hairology

Per "Glee" it is a way to intimidate competition with wild hair and wild dance with no regard to talent.

"Southwest High School just creamed us in the glee club nationals...but it was all due to their hairology. They can't even sing!"

by DeviantNic November 26, 2009

hapology

Hapology is a half-hearted apology.

It represents an apology which doesn't mean much. Like saying 'sorry' when you don't mean it.

For example, you've just had a round of beer with your friends and when you reach home your wife vents her fury on you! She is almost about to hit you with your baseball bat when you say sorry to avoid physical damage.

That is a hapology.

I had to tender an hapology for hitting that fat lady, but really, give me a chance and I'll do that again.

by Tantanoo November 4, 2009

Hankologyism

A relatively unknown religion originating in the Pacific Northwest. Worshipers of the Person known as Hank. His accomplishments include beating Kevin (because Kevin sucks), being more awesome than Kevin, and cloning. He's like 8 Gods, plus a Jesus.

-In Hankologyism church today, it was so awesome today, he said I was cool.
-Well... If Hank says so.

by Ryan 424 March 30, 2009

hateology

The study of being a hater, the aspects of a hater, or anything to do with hate in general.

Damn that fool is hatin on everybody, he must have a masters degree in hateology

by GB Sage November 30, 2007

haterology

A college course that it taught by Doctor Suhaib Alramamneh. It is a course based on hating. There is only on person who has completely master the course and that is Doctor Alramamneh himself.
(WARNING: Haterology is EXTREMELY additive. Take the class at your own risk.)
Classes now being taught by Doctor Alramamneh on Facebook.

I have my PhD in haterology.

by Dark Black Magic May 6, 2011

Hakimology

The Hakimifying of your assets

She tried to steal his money but he used a method of Hakimology to secure it

by BiboMoersePiel April 16, 2023

Hankologyism

A relatively unknown religion originating in the Pacific Northwest. Worshipers of the Person known as Hank. His accomplishments include beating Kevin (because Kevin sucks), being more awesome than Kevin, and cloning. He's like 8 Gods, plus a Jesus.

-Hankologyism is awesome.
-It sounds pretty disturbing to me.
-Don't worry, it's more like a cult than a religion.
-Oh. O.K.
-Want some kool aid?

by Ryan 4/24/92 December 9, 2008