Halfology

A halfhearted apology

My slutty friend offered me a halfology before seducing my asshole ex boyfriend

by Deeznutz586 October 7, 2017

hapology

Hapology is a half-hearted apology.

It represents an apology which doesn't mean much. Like saying 'sorry' when you don't mean it.

For example, you've just had a round of beer with your friends and when you reach home your wife vents her fury on you! She is almost about to hit you with your baseball bat when you say sorry to avoid physical damage.

That is a hapology.

I had to tender an hapology for hitting that fat lady, but really, give me a chance and I'll do that again.

by Tantanoo November 4, 2009

Hankologyism

A relatively unknown religion originating in the Pacific Northwest. Worshipers of the Person known as Hank. His accomplishments include beating Kevin (because Kevin sucks), being more awesome than Kevin, and cloning. He's like 8 Gods, plus a Jesus.

-In Hankologyism church today, it was so awesome today, he said I was cool.
-Well... If Hank says so.

by Ryan 424 March 30, 2009

hateology

The study of being a hater, the aspects of a hater, or anything to do with hate in general.

Damn that fool is hatin on everybody, he must have a masters degree in hateology

by GB Sage November 30, 2007

Hankologyism

A relatively unknown religion originating in the Pacific Northwest. Worshipers of the Person known as Hank. His accomplishments include beating Kevin (because Kevin sucks), being more awesome than Kevin, and cloning. He's like 8 Gods, plus a Jesus.

-Hankologyism is awesome.
-It sounds pretty disturbing to me.
-Don't worry, it's more like a cult than a religion.
-Oh. O.K.
-Want some kool aid?

by Ryan 4/24/92 December 9, 2008

Habdology

Habdology: (from the Ancient Greek ἥβδη, hābđ ("habd") and λoγία, logia, ("study of") ) is the science of habd. And Habd is a word that refers to things that are impossible to happen, or in a clearer sense it refers to a person who has no idea about something and claims to know it.
We call the person who study the habdology: A Habdologist.

* I didn't study for my exam and I didn't want to leave my paper empty, so I depended on habdology.

* Corona virus is a conspiracy made by America and China to hit the economy of Sharkia Governorate to control its resources.
- Shut your dam mouth and stop that habdology.

by RH :3 May 30, 2020

halfalog

The only part of the dialog that you hear when some cell phoney is yapping next to you.

Some guy was sitting next to me at the airport talking to his girl friend, but I only heard the halfalog.

by bixxx October 21, 2010