Halfology
A halfhearted apology
Halfology by Deeznutz586 October 7, 2017
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hapology
Hapology is a half-hearted apology.
It represents an apology which doesn't mean much. Like saying 'sorry' when you don't mean it.
For example, you've just had a round of beer with your friends and when you reach home your wife vents her fury on you! She is almost about to hit you with your baseball bat when you say sorry to avoid physical damage.
That is a hapology.
It represents an apology which doesn't mean much. Like saying 'sorry' when you don't mean it.
For example, you've just had a round of beer with your friends and when you reach home your wife vents her fury on you! She is almost about to hit you with your baseball bat when you say sorry to avoid physical damage.
That is a hapology.
Related Words
Halfology • Hankologyism • Habdology • Hairology • halfalog • halfalogue • Hanzology • hapology • hateology • holeology
Hankologyism
A relatively unknown religion originating in the Pacific Northwest. Worshipers of the Person known as Hank. His accomplishments include beating Kevin (because Kevin sucks), being more awesome than Kevin, and cloning. He's like 8 Gods, plus a Jesus.
-In Hankologyism church today, it was so awesome today, he said I was cool.
-Well... If Hank says so.
-Well... If Hank says so.
Hankologyism by Ryan 424 March 30, 2009
Hankologyism
A relatively unknown religion originating in the Pacific Northwest. Worshipers of the Person known as Hank. His accomplishments include beating Kevin (because Kevin sucks), being more awesome than Kevin, and cloning. He's like 8 Gods, plus a Jesus.
-Hankologyism is awesome.
-It sounds pretty disturbing to me.
-Don't worry, it's more like a cult than a religion.
-Oh. O.K.
-Want some kool aid?
-It sounds pretty disturbing to me.
-Don't worry, it's more like a cult than a religion.
-Oh. O.K.
-Want some kool aid?
Hankologyism by Ryan 4/24/92 December 9, 2008
Habdology
Habdology: (from the Ancient Greek ἥβδη, hābđ ("habd") and λoγία, logia, ("study of") ) is the science of habd. And Habd is a word that refers to things that are impossible to happen, or in a clearer sense it refers to a person who has no idea about something and claims to know it.
We call the person who study the habdology: A Habdologist.
We call the person who study the habdology: A Habdologist.
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