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hapology 

Hapology is a half-hearted apology.

It represents an apology which doesn't mean much. Like saying 'sorry' when you don't mean it.

For example, you've just had a round of beer with your friends and when you reach home your wife vents her fury on you! She is almost about to hit you with your baseball bat when you say sorry to avoid physical damage.

That is a hapology.
I had to tender an hapology for hitting that fat lady, but really, give me a chance and I'll do that again.
hapology by Tantanoo November 4, 2009

Hankologyism 

A relatively unknown religion originating in the Pacific Northwest. Worshipers of the Person known as Hank. His accomplishments include beating Kevin (because Kevin sucks), being more awesome than Kevin, and cloning. He's like 8 Gods, plus a Jesus.
-In Hankologyism church today, it was so awesome today, he said I was cool.
-Well... If Hank says so.
Hankologyism by Ryan 424 March 30, 2009
The study of being a hater, the aspects of a hater, or anything to do with hate in general.
Damn that fool is hatin on everybody, he must have a masters degree in hateology
hateology by GB Sage November 30, 2007

Hankologyism 

A relatively unknown religion originating in the Pacific Northwest. Worshipers of the Person known as Hank. His accomplishments include beating Kevin (because Kevin sucks), being more awesome than Kevin, and cloning. He's like 8 Gods, plus a Jesus.
-Hankologyism is awesome.
-It sounds pretty disturbing to me.
-Don't worry, it's more like a cult than a religion.
-Oh. O.K.
-Want some kool aid?
Hankologyism by Ryan 4/24/92 December 9, 2008

Habdology 

Habdology: (from the Ancient Greek ἥβδη, hābđ ("habd") and λoγία, logia, ("study of") ) is the science of habd. And Habd is a word that refers to things that are impossible to happen, or in a clearer sense it refers to a person who has no idea about something and claims to know it.
We call the person who study the habdology: A Habdologist.
* I didn't study for my exam and I didn't want to leave my paper empty, so I depended on habdology.

* Corona virus is a conspiracy made by America and China to hit the economy of Sharkia Governorate to control its resources.
- Shut your dam mouth and stop that habdology.
Habdology by RH :3 May 30, 2020

hentology 

The study of hentai and affiliated aspects of lewd Japanese animation and art. Can be studied and examined at levels up to university, and is a well respected and practiced field of animation examination.
Hey bro, I've been thinking of taking a course on Hentology, do you think I should study it?
hentology by Cocoa Best Waifu December 3, 2020
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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