hateology

The study of being a hater, the aspects of a hater, or anything to do with hate in general.

Damn that fool is hatin on everybody, he must have a masters degree in hateology

hateology by GB Sage November 30, 2007

hapology 

Hapology is a half-hearted apology.

It represents an apology which doesn't mean much. Like saying 'sorry' when you don't mean it.

For example, you've just had a round of beer with your friends and when you reach home your wife vents her fury on you! She is almost about to hit you with your baseball bat when you say sorry to avoid physical damage.

That is a hapology.

I had to tender an hapology for hitting that fat lady, but really, give me a chance and I'll do that again.

hapology by Tantanoo November 4, 2009

Hankologyism 

A relatively unknown religion originating in the Pacific Northwest. Worshipers of the Person known as Hank. His accomplishments include beating Kevin (because Kevin sucks), being more awesome than Kevin, and cloning. He's like 8 Gods, plus a Jesus.

-In Hankologyism church today, it was so awesome today, he said I was cool.
-Well... If Hank says so.

Hankologyism by Ryan 424 March 30, 2009

haterology 

A college course that it taught by Doctor Suhaib Alramamneh. It is a course based on hating. There is only on person who has completely master the course and that is Doctor Alramamneh himself.
(WARNING: Haterology is EXTREMELY additive. Take the class at your own risk.)
Classes now being taught by Doctor Alramamneh on Facebook.

I have my PhD in haterology.

haterology by Dark Black Magic May 6, 2011

hyetology 

very cool tik toker on tik tok that I’m mutual s with yes hashtag hyetology for lyfe

Person A: @hyetology is a cool person
Person B: what who the hell even is that

Person A: *beats up person B and eats them up*

hyetology by tologhye October 3, 2021

Hoeology 

A guide to understand Hoe behavior, and Hoe tendency. Or the study of a Hoe behavior, and Hoe tendency.

1) If she sleeps with guys after knowing them less then a week she is a hoe
2) If she loves guys after sleeping with them and she only knew them less then 2 weeks she’s a hoe
3) If she goes for only one type of guy she has potential to be a hoe
I. If she generalize what guys she dates
II. Or if she only dates one type of guy
III. Dates dirty guys or guys that a hoes
IV. Believe that certain types of guys are perfect
4) She is a cock tease potential to be a hoe
I. Dress like a hoe but never gives up anything
II. Thinks its cute to tease and play mind games
III. Dress To sexy and flaunts their gifts
5) Being annoying and
I. being confusing and playing games can be a hoe
6) Dressing to much like a hoe
I. Gives it up too much
7) When they become friends with you when she knows you like her
I. She Flaunts your friendship
II. Tells you constantly there can never be nothing more, but in reality if your such a great friend why wouldn’t you be a good b/f????
8) When she calls you repeatedly about another guy constantly
I. If she calls you about same problem about her b/f …
II. When the guy keeps treating her wrong and she never learns shes a hoe
9) If she ask to borrow anything of your things for another guy

If you meet a girl and she meets two things off this list she is a hoe… This list will be continued when we have found more hoe tendency’s
And always remember you cant turn a hoe into a house wife, hoes dont act right

Hoeology by Sxu 220 October 2, 2004

Hankologyism 

A relatively unknown religion originating in the Pacific Northwest. Worshipers of the Person known as Hank. His accomplishments include beating Kevin (because Kevin sucks), being more awesome than Kevin, and cloning. He's like 8 Gods, plus a Jesus.

-Hankologyism is awesome.
-It sounds pretty disturbing to me.
-Don't worry, it's more like a cult than a religion.
-Oh. O.K.
-Want some kool aid?

Hankologyism by Ryan 4/24/92 December 9, 2008