Hagedoink

When things don't go as planned or when you mess up something really important because you forgot/ didn't know a certain aspect of the whole thing.

Oh well the cash out didn't match, because of this weird guys false credit card information and now its our fault and we got fired. We really got "Hagedoinked"

by Mr. Hagedorn October 6, 2021

hatedrink

An overly agressive form of alcohol consumption as if one hates themself and\or their life in general. Signs of hatedrinking include pregaming hours before the actual pregame starts as well as forcing unnecessary shots upon others in an effort to get them to the same level of blackout. Hatedrinkers show no regards for others, but most notably no regards for themselves.

It was obvious when they arrived at the party that Tom and Ward were on a hatedrinking mission that couldn't end in a good way.

Considering he has community service at 9 tomorrow, Chris probably shouldn't be hatedrinking up a storm tonight.

by Ears3311 October 30, 2011

Hagedorn

A really homo indivdual who likes 12 inch cocks in his ass, preferably without lube.

That Hagedorn is pretty homo like.

by anagram83 January 13, 2009

Hageboinkers

Another word for big bouncy boobs. May also refer to cow tits.

Alice went to the chiropractor last week, she is suffering from backpain. Yeah, makes sense she got really big "Hageboinkers"!

by Mr. Hagedorn October 7, 2021

hadoink

What is said following something you say that isnt what you ment that was really stupid!

2+2=5 i mean 4 then u would say hadoink

by chuddle b. December 20, 2009

Hagedong

A very long, thick but limp hanging thing.

Oh man, I couldn't take that guy in a bathrobe serious. the tip of his "Hagedong" was showing beside his lower leg.

by Mr. Hagedorn October 8, 2021

salty hagedorne

when you tip the filter of a cigarette from a friends pack of smokes in your pee hole after you piss and put it back in their pack, the face they make when they taste the salt is called the "salty Hagedorne".

that was rude, he did not really know the guy and he gave him a salty hagedorne.

by ruby 2002 April 15, 2017