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When things don't go as planned or when you mess up something really important because you forgot/ didn't know a certain aspect of the whole thing.

Oh well the cash out didn't match, because of this weird guys false credit card information and now its our fault and we got fired. We really got "Hagedoinked"

Hagedoink by Mr. Hagedorn October 6, 2021

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hatedrink

An overly agressive form of alcohol consumption as if one hates themself and\or their life in general. Signs of hatedrinking include pregaming hours before the actual pregame starts as well as forcing unnecessary shots upon others in an effort to get them to the same level of blackout. Hatedrinkers show no regards for others, but most notably no regards for themselves.

It was obvious when they arrived at the party that Tom and Ward were on a hatedrinking mission that couldn't end in a good way.

Considering he has community service at 9 tomorrow, Chris probably shouldn't be hatedrinking up a storm tonight.

hatedrink by Ears3311 October 30, 2011

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Hagedorn

A really homo indivdual who likes 12 inch cocks in his ass, preferably without lube.

That Hagedorn is pretty homo like.

Hagedorn by anagram83 January 13, 2009

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Hageboinkers

Another word for big bouncy boobs. May also refer to cow tits.

Alice went to the chiropractor last week, she is suffering from backpain. Yeah, makes sense she got really big "Hageboinkers"!

Hageboinkers by Mr. Hagedorn October 7, 2021

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hadoink

What is said following something you say that isnt what you ment that was really stupid!

2+2=5 i mean 4 then u would say hadoink

hadoink by chuddle b. December 20, 2009

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Hagedong

A very long, thick but limp hanging thing.

Oh man, I couldn't take that guy in a bathrobe serious. the tip of his "Hagedong" was showing beside his lower leg.

Hagedong by Mr. Hagedorn October 8, 2021

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salty hagedorne

when you tip the filter of a cigarette from a friends pack of smokes in your pee hole after you piss and put it back in their pack, the face they make when they taste the salt is called the "salty Hagedorne".

that was rude, he did not really know the guy and he gave him a salty hagedorne.

salty hagedorne by ruby 2002 April 15, 2017

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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