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When things don't go as planned or when you mess up something really important because you forgot/ didn't know a certain aspect of the whole thing.
Oh well the cash out didn't match, because of this weird guys false credit card information and now its our fault and we got fired. We really got "Hagedoinked"
Hagedoink by Mr. Hagedorn October 6, 2021
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hatedrink 

An overly agressive form of alcohol consumption as if one hates themself and\or their life in general. Signs of hatedrinking include pregaming hours before the actual pregame starts as well as forcing unnecessary shots upon others in an effort to get them to the same level of blackout. Hatedrinkers show no regards for others, but most notably no regards for themselves.
It was obvious when they arrived at the party that Tom and Ward were on a hatedrinking mission that couldn't end in a good way.

Considering he has community service at 9 tomorrow, Chris probably shouldn't be hatedrinking up a storm tonight.
hatedrink by Ears3311 October 30, 2011

Hagedorn 

A really homo indivdual who likes 12 inch cocks in his ass, preferably without lube.
That Hagedorn is pretty homo like.
Hagedorn by anagram83 January 13, 2009

Hageboinkers 

Another word for big bouncy boobs. May also refer to cow tits.
Alice went to the chiropractor last week, she is suffering from backpain. Yeah, makes sense she got really big "Hageboinkers"!
Hageboinkers by Mr. Hagedorn October 7, 2021
What is said following something you say that isnt what you ment that was really stupid!
2+2=5 i mean 4 then u would say hadoink
hadoink by chuddle b. December 20, 2009

Hagedong 

A very long, thick but limp hanging thing.
Oh man, I couldn't take that guy in a bathrobe serious. the tip of his "Hagedong" was showing beside his lower leg.
Hagedong by Mr. Hagedorn October 8, 2021

salty hagedorne 

when you tip the filter of a cigarette from a friends pack of smokes in your pee hole after you piss and put it back in their pack, the face they make when they taste the salt is called the "salty Hagedorne".
that was rude, he did not really know the guy and he gave him a salty hagedorne.
salty hagedorne by ruby 2002 April 15, 2017
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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