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Hagadorn 

Always drafts the worst fantasy team and then complains to the commissioner about collusion and other various made up issues. Over pays dearly for an unknown fantasy TE then talks shit like he is going to win. Always loses.
Damit! I started the season like a Hagadorn. Well... maybe if I complain to the commissioner enough then things will change to benefit me!
Hagadorn by Diesel Bear September 11, 2019
Related Words
When things don't go as planned or when you mess up something really important because you forgot/ didn't know a certain aspect of the whole thing.
Oh well the cash out didn't match, because of this weird guys false credit card information and now its our fault and we got fired. We really got "Hagedoinked"
Hagedoink by Mr. Hagedorn October 6, 2021

salty hagedorne 

when you tip the filter of a cigarette from a friends pack of smokes in your pee hole after you piss and put it back in their pack, the face they make when they taste the salt is called the "salty Hagedorne".
that was rude, he did not really know the guy and he gave him a salty hagedorne.
salty hagedorne by ruby 2002 April 15, 2017

Hagedong 

A very long, thick but limp hanging thing.
Oh man, I couldn't take that guy in a bathrobe serious. the tip of his "Hagedong" was showing beside his lower leg.
Hagedong by Mr. Hagedorn October 8, 2021
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026