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Hagadorn 

Always drafts the worst fantasy team and then complains to the commissioner about collusion and other various made up issues. Over pays dearly for an unknown fantasy TE then talks shit like he is going to win. Always loses.
Damit! I started the season like a Hagadorn. Well... maybe if I complain to the commissioner enough then things will change to benefit me!
Hagadorn by Diesel Bear September 11, 2019
Related Words
When things don't go as planned or when you mess up something really important because you forgot/ didn't know a certain aspect of the whole thing.
Oh well the cash out didn't match, because of this weird guys false credit card information and now its our fault and we got fired. We really got "Hagedoinked"
Hagedoink by Mr. Hagedorn October 6, 2021

salty hagedorne 

when you tip the filter of a cigarette from a friends pack of smokes in your pee hole after you piss and put it back in their pack, the face they make when they taste the salt is called the "salty Hagedorne".
that was rude, he did not really know the guy and he gave him a salty hagedorne.
salty hagedorne by ruby 2002 April 15, 2017

Hagedong 

A very long, thick but limp hanging thing.
Oh man, I couldn't take that guy in a bathrobe serious. the tip of his "Hagedong" was showing beside his lower leg.
Hagedong by Mr. Hagedorn October 8, 2021
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026