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The sound of a Canadian goose having such an intense orgasm that Tim Horton turns over in his grave. The UK SAS and US Special Forces use this sound to torture their enemies; The longest someone endured Hackum was 69 seconds.

My wife left me because my orgasms sound like a Hackum.

Hackum by Rockooo315 November 17, 2025

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hockumentary

A hockumentary is typically a Canadian phenomenon. The canadian penchant for the Hockey Documentary is legendary. Of course there are the typical documentary's about the big names, like Wayne Gretzky and Bobby Orr, but these are fairly pedestrian. Others border on fanantical, like "Life After Hockey" or "Shinny: The Hockey in All of Us".

Did you watch that Hockumentary this weekend?

hockumentary by Richard Marken June 26, 2006

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raymoo hackuray

attention all toho gaymers, raymoo hackuray is in deep need of your help!
all she needs is your credit card information, your home address, and your full name so she can go to the yoki mountain and commit epic yoki genocide!

guy : raymoo hackuray from tuh is so cool
other guy : yes

raymoo hackuray by ArcaneWizard July 27, 2021

Hackusation

This is the act of accusing someone of hackin in a online game without solid proof.
Meaning that you have jumped to a conclusion about someone "hacking" or "cheating"

"so and so is hacking please kick them from server."

"do you have a demo of proof??"

"no i just know tha he isn't a legit player"

"amx_csay" red " NO HACKUSATIONS, DEMOS ONLY PLEASE"

Hackusation by mattymontana November 17, 2004

Hackusate

To accuse someone of hacking, typically in a First Person Shooter video game.

Player A: You hack dude, there's now way you could have known I was running up behind you.

Player B: Boots, snow, running. Figure it out and don't hackusate!

Hackusate by SsurebreC June 22, 2010

Gene Hackman

A term for a man's genitalia. Comes from the movie "The Package" in which Gene Hackman received an academy award.

She thoroughly enjoyed Gene Hackman last night.

Gene Hackman by kristyphenee January 18, 2010

Hakumen

He is the white void. The cold steel. The just sword. With blade in hand shall he reap the sins of this world, and cleanse it in the fires of destruction. He is Hakumen. The end has come!

Hakumen recites his speech so often I've got it memorised.

Hakumen by Tsubaki Yayoi August 24, 2010

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026