Hackum

The sound of a Canadian goose having such an intense orgasm that Tim Horton turns over in his grave. The UK SAS and US Special Forces use this sound to torture their enemies; The longest someone endured Hackum was 69 seconds.

My wife left me because my orgasms sound like a Hackum.

by Rockooo315 November 17, 2025

hockumentary

A hockumentary is typically a Canadian phenomenon. The canadian penchant for the Hockey Documentary is legendary. Of course there are the typical documentary's about the big names, like Wayne Gretzky and Bobby Orr, but these are fairly pedestrian. Others border on fanantical, like "Life After Hockey" or "Shinny: The Hockey in All of Us".

Did you watch that Hockumentary this weekend?

by Richard Marken June 26, 2006

raymoo hackuray

attention all toho gaymers, raymoo hackuray is in deep need of your help!
all she needs is your credit card information, your home address, and your full name so she can go to the yoki mountain and commit epic yoki genocide!

guy : raymoo hackuray from tuh is so cool
other guy : yes

by ArcaneWizard July 27, 2021

Hackusation

This is the act of accusing someone of hackin in a online game without solid proof.
Meaning that you have jumped to a conclusion about someone "hacking" or "cheating"

"so and so is hacking please kick them from server."

"do you have a demo of proof??"

"no i just know tha he isn't a legit player"

"amx_csay" red " NO HACKUSATIONS, DEMOS ONLY PLEASE"

by mattymontana November 17, 2004

Hackusate

To accuse someone of hacking, typically in a First Person Shooter video game.

Player A: You hack dude, there's now way you could have known I was running up behind you.

Player B: Boots, snow, running. Figure it out and don't hackusate!

by SsurebreC June 22, 2010

Gene Hackman

A term for a man's genitalia. Comes from the movie "The Package" in which Gene Hackman received an academy award.

She thoroughly enjoyed Gene Hackman last night.

by kristyphenee January 18, 2010

Hakumen

He is the white void. The cold steel. The just sword. With blade in hand shall he reap the sins of this world, and cleanse it in the fires of destruction. He is Hakumen. The end has come!

Hakumen recites his speech so often I've got it memorised.

by Tsubaki Yayoi August 24, 2010