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An authoritative intellectual, with discernment. He's thoughtful, honest, makes sound decisions, & gives great advice. Hence, Wise Counselor/Judge. He values mind, body, & spirit above all as he strives to prevail. When he falls short, he uses no excuses. Despite being called obnoxious & pretentious, he's down to earth, genuine, & hopes to inspire others to be true to self vs. conform with the norm. He takes pride in assuming responsibility, serving his faith, and offering all praise to whom ONLY he seeks acceptance, ALLAH. Daily, he's improving in discipline, hard work, talent, ambition, willpower, confidence, courage, charisma, charity, compassion, courtesy, chivalry, & respect. He is loyal to loved ones, & generous enough to give his last. His laughter is as infectious as his solemn. He's a leader. He condemns violence, but can be brutally vicious if provoked. He adorns Allah's armor. Thus, he usually overcomes adversity. He embraces challenges. He's introspective. For hobby, he analyzes life & writes in retrospect. He has few friends as most others get frustrated by critical thinking. He's resolved & content with his small inner circle. It enables him to preserve the integrity of his thoughts vs. diluting or contaminating them with the toxic views of mainstream. He believes his body is his temple & mind the key to free him from shackles of mental or physical bondage. Most importantly, he strives to follow the guide of prophet Muhammad. MPBUH & to all who read this. MPBUY.
HAKIM Hakim is amongst one of the realest men I know. He's surely the 8th wonder.
Hakim by Get Outcha Feelings March 24, 2019
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p-hacking 

Exploiting –perhaps unconsciously - researcher degrees of freedom until p<.05.
That finding seems to have been obtained through p-hacking, the authors dropped one of the conditions so that the overall p-value would be less than .05.

She is a p-hacker, she always monitors data while it is being collected.
p-hacking by PProf March 1, 2012

Hakimi's Law 

This is a practice in which a wealthy man transfers his income and net worth to the name of a close relative to prevent financial exploitation by women who marry for the sole purpose of gaining financial benefits from a premeditated divorce.
I don't trust my girlfriend, Natasha. She loves money a lot. If we get married, I am considering applying Hakimi's Law to protect my financial assets.
Hakimi's Law by Gerald NMT April 14, 2023

Hachiman 

A pessimistic, cynical, prideful, loner. Their humor is mostly self deprecating and sarcastic; it is often seen as creepy and makes others uncomfortable. They are also very result oriented and will do pretty much anything for the desired result, even if it causes harm or pain to themself or their image.
You're kind of a hachiman...
Hachiman by Bhume September 22, 2019

p-hacking 

Manipulation of statistics such that the desired outcome assumes "statistical significance", usually for the benefit of the study's sponsors. Usually done by ex post facto choice of significance labels and simple reporting of results as being conclusive regardless of calculated p-value. This depends on the public's general lack of understanding of statistical measures and press non-reportage of details.

Also the basis of nutrition research.
Study: "Soy protein was shown to reduce cancer rates in rats with a p <1.0" (effectively random data)

Next day's headline: "Soy Cures Cancer"

Sales soar 1000%

p-hacking = Profit.
p-hacking by Cortical Vortex June 12, 2015
A Glaswegian term relating to a physically ugly, crass and charmless person (usually a female).
What d'ye think ah hur then Gaz? Wid ye gie ur wan?
No danger man! Ah widdnae touch her wae yours... she's pure hackitt!
hackitt by hector mcgubligan December 28, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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