HSADD 

High School Attention Defecit Disorder, also known as High School Attention Defecit Hyperactivity Disorder (HSADHD). Found in many highschoolers, caused by incredibly boring classes and lack of interesting things to do. Can be contagious.

Wow, we have serious HSADD.

HSADD by I have HSADD April 28, 2004

hadda 

Short for ”had to”.

Hadda is the past tense form of gotta.

I hadda buy it. (I had to buy it.)
He hadda go. (He had to go.)

hadda by Mairo9412 September 22, 2018

Franklin Academy East Haddam 

A place of hell. Founder Freddy Westerbeck (yes related to the TCAP guy) believed that children should be seen and never heard of again, and thus found the easiest targets to be kids with such disorders as autism, anxiety, ADD, and inceldom to be the most fit, as they werent retarded enough to where they couldn't be used for labor but could be convinced that anarcho socialism was the way to achieve the new world order.. Field trips include trips to Dollar General, gay pride parades, and the crack dens of Middletown and East Hartford. The school while presenting itself as a haven for social justice and multiculturalism, is 99% white, and regularly expells all students of african ancestory for "being too animalistic" in the founders words. The teachers also enjoy photographing the younger girls and teachers who try and stop this are fired and stripped of all communications with their families. Students are kept in prison like concrete buildings filled with signs saying "words are violence" and "let fred come into your body". It is a scary place

Friend one - "So I might be going to Franklin Academy East Haddam to help with my social anxiety"
Friend two - "Bro my brothers old classmate went there, they totally fucked with his head and filled his head with psycotic shit. Freakin mess that guy"
Friend one - "on god?"

Franklin Academy East Haddam by Man of the street August 23, 2022

haddi daddi

Mr. haddix is an alpha male, but he is extra alpha during his haddi daddi phase. During this phase, he says FRIDEEmore instead of friday and PLT DOUBLE YA.

The haddi daddi penetrated my mother last night.

haddi daddi by The Almighty Apostle March 3, 2020

Whitman, Price, and Haddad 

According to Damon Killian, host of "The Running Man," Whitman, Price, and Haddad are "last seasons winners" of the Running Man gameshow. According to the bounty hunter named Fireball, played by ex-NFL running back and Hall of Famer Jim Brown, Whitman, Price, and Haddad are "last season's losers." Regardless, these three contestants are found dead and severely burned by Maria Conchita Alonzo in the musky bosom of the gameshow's playing ground.

Killian: "WHITMAN, PRICE, AND HADDAD!!! You remember them! There they are now, BASKING under the Maui sun."

Whitman, Price, and Haddad by JaketheSnizake January 9, 2009

My Hen Laid A Haddock 

An English phonetic version of "Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau", the national anthem of Wales, written by Swansea poet Nigel Jenkins.

My hen laid a haddock, one hand oiled a flea,
Glad farts and centurions threw dogs in the sea,
I could stew a hare here and brandish Dan's flan,
Don's ruddy bog's blocked up with sand.

(Cytgan - Chorus)

Dad! Dad! Why don't you oil Auntie Glad?
Can whores appear in beer bottle pies,
O butter the hens as they fly!

My Hen Laid A Haddock by Koshevoi July 24, 2010

headdesk 

When your head connects with your desk. Often used in online chat as an expression of frustration or disappointment.

Person 1: Does anyone know the webmaster's email address?
Person 2: Wutz a wbemastr???
Person 1: ....the person who designed this website...
Person 2: o.
Person 2: Wutz a email adress??
Person 1: ..........
Person 1: *headdesk*

headdesk by Dotted Line August 3, 2005