haddock

when you lose in court, over and over and over again.

I think it might be a haddock at Court today!

by Santa Clarita Grillers August 9, 2020

Haddock

To ask for and/or take someone else's unfinished food in a restaurant setting.

Rachael didn't finish her food, so Alex and I haddocked it.

by PortlandMaine March 20, 2014

haddock

to be a bit ditzy at some point

joanne: what day is it?
beth: oh my god joanne, your such a haddock!
joanne: *frowns* huh?

by NEWKYASTLEY December 5, 2007

HADDOCK

an overly dominant athlete whos work ethic is greater than all the others around him. is nice to all woman but the one he likes is the one you wouldnt expect

haddock is a legend

by asdfanhwsrjsrjtwarjt May 19, 2016

haddock pasty

A noxious smelling quim. *not* good enough to eat. If a known slut, probably due to an earlier deposit having been made.

I went muff-diving on katie the other night...but as soon as she opened her legs it was clear she had a haddock pasty under there!

by KP September 17, 2003

Haddock Slammer

an implement, usually a cock, used to frequent a vaginal passage bashfully.

bill oiled his haddock slammer in preperation of a good ol' fanny battering

by richaroo May 12, 2003

Haddock Pasty

Female Genitalia

Kippers, Beef Curtains, Bombay Doors

by Dach September 25, 2003