HP'd

It's when any number of HP manufactured equipment fails on a regular basis, and not any amount of service can correct the problem because nothing can fix an HP product.

Ray~"Did my print come out?"
John~"Half of it did..there other half is stuck in the tray."

(whoever is listening) "You got HP'd again"

by nohj February 3, 2004

HP/DM

A classic pairing within the Harry Potter fanfiction world. This is a shortened term for Harry Potter / Draco Malfoy. This is put in the story's summary to indicate that the characters come into a romantic situation together. This is a very popular pairing in fanfictions because of the angst and hatred that builds up between them. It makes for a very good plot and WAS very original way back when people were only up to the second book.

Story Summary Example:

"Defying Daddy": Draco doesn't know what to do with his new feelings and urges. He doesn't know what to say to a ready and willing Harry Potter when he asks him for more than a kiss...HP/DM

by kydie November 29, 2005

P.H.P.W.D.C.A.P.

People who hate people who don’t care about politics. Focus on the useless things.

Guy 1: WAHHH! YOU DON’T CARE ABOUT POLITICS!? YOU MUST NOW!
Guy 2: Shut up you P.H.P.W.D.C.A.P.

by HKisNOTaCOUNTRY. February 9, 2025

HP OfficeJet Pro 6978 All-in-One Wireless Printer, HP Instant Ink & Amazon Dash Replenishment ready (T0F29A

its just a HP OfficeJet Pro 6978 All-in-One Wireless Printer, HP Instant Ink & Amazon Dash Replenishment ready (T0F29A

wow, look at my brand new HP OfficeJet Pro 6978 All-in-One Wireless Printer, HP Instant Ink & Amazon Dash Replenishment ready (T0F29A

by fuck-me-grande December 3, 2019

dirty hp

Cumming on dwarf face while she dressed as a Teletubbie,

Gave the missus a dirty HP last night

by Bigdamo1987 April 8, 2023

HPD

Houston Police Department

"you know HPD can't catch me ridin dirty"

Chamillionaire, Ridin' Dirty (Remix)

by HaeZ June 19, 2006

hpdm

A fanfiction genre:

Harry Potter / Draco Malfoy.

A slashfiction where Harry Potter is the top and Draco Malfoy is the bottom.

Did you read that HPDM on fanfiction.net? It's quite raunchy.

by Frank J. O. July 6, 2006