Definitions by fuck-me-grande

my music teacher

he kind of looks like big ed

my music teacher kind of looks like big ed. he's that hot.

my music teacher by fuck-me-grande November 11, 2020

Cancer stick 

another word for Cigerettes!

Person 1: "My aunt died because she wouldn't quite smoking that damn cancer stick !"
Person 2: "My grandma did as well!"
Person 3: "How tragic! I'm still trying to get my uncle to quit!"

Cancer stick by fuck-me-grande November 8, 2020

GRANDE 2024

ARIANA GRANDE 2024

STREAM POSITIONS OR GET UR DICK CUT OFF

GRANDE 2024 ! YUH!"

GRANDE 2024 by fuck-me-grande November 8, 2020

GLUG GLUG GLIZZY 3000 

a blowjob.

"guess what I caught ___ doing?"
"What?"
"I saw ___ giving our gym teacher a GLUG GLUG GLIZZY 3000!"
"Oh wow."

GLUG GLUG GLIZZY 3000 by fuck-me-grande November 8, 2020

titanic ultra pussy explosion 3000 

a sexual act in which you insert the whole titanic into your partner's pussy/ass

p1: "So, what did you do last night?"
p2: "I traveled to the atlantic ocean and stole the titanic! then i proceeded to shove it inside Miley's wuss!"
p1: "Oh wow. I'm very impressed. That was a whole titanic ultra pussy explosion 3000!"

titanic ultra pussy explosion 3000 by fuck-me-grande November 8, 2020

vagina 

a mans favorite meal

'wow this vagina tastes so good' he said

vagina by fuck-me-grande November 8, 2020

Juul 

short cut to cancer

Yesterday I got a Surgery because i juuled too much

Juul by fuck-me-grande December 3, 2019