p1: "So, what did you do last night?"
p2: "I traveled to the atlantic ocean and stole the titanic! then i proceeded to shove it inside Miley's wuss!"
p1: "Oh wow. I'm very impressed. That was a whole titanic ultra pussy explosion 3000!"
p2: "I traveled to the atlantic ocean and stole the titanic! then i proceeded to shove it inside Miley's wuss!"
p1: "Oh wow. I'm very impressed. That was a whole titanic ultra pussy explosion 3000!"
by fuck-me-grande November 08, 2020

by fuck-me-grande November 08, 2020

(cutegirl78) and (greenturlte_78) were ODering in (xOx_fortnitelove) ‘s Meep City Party and didn’t get terminated yet. That’s a big oof.
by fuck-me-grande June 01, 2019

by fuck-me-grande December 03, 2019

another word for Cigerettes!
Person 1: "My aunt died because she wouldn't quite smoking that damn cancer stick !"
Person 2: "My grandma did as well!"
Person 3: "How tragic! I'm still trying to get my uncle to quit!"
Person 2: "My grandma did as well!"
Person 3: "How tragic! I'm still trying to get my uncle to quit!"
by fuck-me-grande November 08, 2020

a blowjob.
"guess what I caught ___ doing?"
"What?"
"I saw ___ giving our gym teacher a GLUG GLUG GLIZZY 3000!"
"Oh wow."
"What?"
"I saw ___ giving our gym teacher a GLUG GLUG GLIZZY 3000!"
"Oh wow."
by fuck-me-grande November 08, 2020

by fuck-me-grande November 11, 2020
