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its just a HP OfficeJet Pro 6978 All-in-One Wireless Printer, HP Instant Ink & Amazon Dash Replenishment ready (T0F29A
wow, look at my brand new HP OfficeJet Pro 6978 All-in-One Wireless Printer, HP Instant Ink & Amazon Dash Replenishment ready (T0F29A
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by fuck-me-grande December 03, 2019

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short cut to cancer
Yesterday I got a Surgery because i juuled too much
by fuck-me-grande December 03, 2019

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short for online dater in online game known as ROBLOX (oof)
(cutegirl78) and (greenturlte_78) were ODering in (xOx_fortnitelove) ‘s Meep City Party and didn’t get terminated yet. That’s a big oof.
by fuck-me-grande June 01, 2019

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another word for Cigerettes!
Person 1: "My aunt died because she wouldn't quite smoking that damn cancer stick !"
Person 2: "My grandma did as well!"
Person 3: "How tragic! I'm still trying to get my uncle to quit!"
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ARIANA GRANDE 2024

STREAM POSITIONS OR GET UR DICK CUT OFF
GRANDE 2024 ! YUH!"
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a blowjob.
"guess what I caught ___ doing?"
"What?"
"I saw ___ giving our gym teacher a GLUG GLUG GLIZZY 3000!"
"Oh wow."
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a sexual act in which you insert the whole titanic into your partner's pussy/ass
p1: "So, what did you do last night?"
p2: "I traveled to the atlantic ocean and stole the titanic! then i proceeded to shove it inside Miley's wuss!"
p1: "Oh wow. I'm very impressed. That was a whole titanic ultra pussy explosion 3000!"

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