Printers are man's inhumanity to man. I hate printers. They give you nothing but shit.
The Bullshit Man: "Printers are bullshit!"
by Ugh69 September 30, 2018
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In computers, a printer is a device that accepts text and graphic output from a computer and transfers the information to paper, usually to standard size sheets of paper. Printers are sometimes sold with computers, but more frequently are purchased separately. Printers vary in size, speed, sophistication, and cost. In general, more expensive printers are used for higher-resolution color printing.
"Holy ginger noodles bro, the printer spat out paper with a picture on it!"
"Bro that's what printers do"
by thatdude327 October 08, 2011
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When you slap a mom's ass every alternate Wednesday evening.
It time for your mom's printer...oh yea!
by TK-421 February 10, 2005
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When you need to print a document or an image, you use a printer.
Ryan:"Hey bro, need it?"
Mike: "ya, gonna print pics of ur moms pussy"
*Mike walks away from the printer and out of the room."
Ryan: "What a pussy destroyer."

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It's a box machine put in an office or room to make things on a piece of paper
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A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
by Eperdu October 12, 2003
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the printer is a sexual position where the receiving parter lays with a printer on top of their pelvic area whilst naked and the giver lays on top of the printer with his penis being scanned by the printer ready to be printed off as a picture.
Margaret and Jon used the printer last night!
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