Top definition
Printers are man's inhumanity to man. I hate printers. They give you nothing but shit.
The Bullshit Man: "Printers are bullshit!"
via giphy
by Ugh69 September 30, 2018
Get the merch
Get the Printer neck gaiter and mug.
Apr 20 Word of the Day
A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
Get the mug
Get a Jazz Cabbage mug for your boyfriend Manafort.
2
A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
by Eperdu October 12, 2003
Get the mug
Get a printer mug for your bunkmate Nathalie.
3
a fart that leaves a mark on your underwear
Fart!!! Uh oh...i better go check my pants, i think that one was a printer!
by pfloyd February 20, 2003
Get the mug
Get a printer mug for your cousin Paul.
4
Piece of computer hardware used as an output device. It prints what the computer sends to it, usually over a printer cable or USB cable.
Wow, that printer prints fast!
by Apul January 29, 2003
Get the mug
Get a printer mug for your buddy Yasemin.
5
Someone who counterfeits money.
Me: I don't need no job.

Other person: Why not?

Me: Cause I'm a muh-fuckin printer. I print my own goddamn money.

Other person: Go ahead, hustler, make that money.
by Da printer October 25, 2009
Get the mug
Get a printer mug for your dog Beatrix.
6
titty fucking a bitch or hoe while she has a white shirt on or analing a bitch wearing a white thong.
Girl 1: Holy shit I just got a printer last night... my panties will never be white again ;)
Girl 2: dayummmmm dat sounds kinky ;) ;)
by White Bangor May 25, 2010
Get the mug
Get a printer mug for your brother-in-law Jerry.

Activity