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HFBoards 

A place where you get banned for having an opinion.
Poster: Joe Thornton chokes in the playoffs.

Moderator: You have been banned from HFBoards for trolling Joe Thornton.
HFBoards by Leaf Lander April 16, 2010
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hfboards 

the place where idiot mods and uneducated admins have given a douche named ekfucker some legitimacy. This is a place where there is no free speech and if you saying something that certain mods do not like, you get banned and insulted
hfboards and the logic of free speach

Poster 1 "Luongo is overrated and the the Canucks will only get a 2nd and a prospect for him

Poster 2(canuck fan) "You are an idiot. (Luongo) will get 2 first, three top prospects and several other players you should just die for disagreeing with us"

Poster 1 "Dude, give your head a shake

Vancouver mod "Posters 1 banned for being a fucking idiot and poster 2 made a mod to keep idiots like that in line
hfboards by gloria maddar October 29, 2012

HFBoards 

An awful hockey forum where at least half of the users are full blown retards that can't even use the sarcasm smilie correctly. The moderators are like autistic hall monitors who live vicariously through the character in their avatar.
If you have a functioning brain and know anything about hockey, stay away from HFBoards.
HFBoards by free321 November 1, 2013

Hfboards 

Hockey discussion forum run by nazi mods, douchy admins and fueled by a numberless flock of stupid posters, the posts by themselves got some entertainment value due to their stupidness.
Irish douche (admin at hfboards): I have the absolute answers, and you don't worth enough to contest it!

Intelligent poster : Get of you high horses

Irish douche (admin at hfboards): OMGROFLMAO BANNED
Hfboards by remember the popes April 26, 2009

HFBoards 

Hockey forum moderated by virgins with chips on their shoulders who were bullied in high school. Infested with a plague of smug pieces of dogshit called Nuck fans.
hfboards poster: "I have an opinion that doesn't reflect the opinion of the majority"
Mr. Canucklehead: "OMFG BANED!"
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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