HETS 

stands for Hot Emo Tight Shaved girl

Damn! Seudo, have you seen that bunch of HETS!!!

HETS by ZOMFBECKS August 11, 2009

hets 

A non-standard, personal, androgynous pronoun that can substitute for 'his' or 'hers'. See also e and het.

Who parked hets car right in front of my driveway?

hets by =Wirick January 7, 2005

HETS!

origin: A word used to describe a powerful smacking of a hockey ball with a hockey stick

1. HETS!!
2. What a HETS! son.
3. 'I put it through his legs, called the megs and then HETS! it!'

HETS! by Duttmunk September 24, 2011

the Hets 

heterosexuals, stragights, people who have sex with the opposite sex

"I had dinner with the Hets last night."

"O? How was it?"

"O you know, the ususal -- penis this, vagina that."

"Good times."

"Meh."

the Hets by Stanky February 1, 2008

harry hets 

the group of people who think harry styles is hetero

harry hets dont ship larry

harry hets by anhonestperson August 25, 2016

hetstaine 

Hetstaine is the James Hetfield/Dave Mustaine relationship from way back until '83 when Mustaine got kicked out of Metallica. I can 100% Verify that Hetstaine is real. For example, the bathtub picture of them has been proven to be real, and there is interviews where James mentions the 'virgin territory' they covered together and the 'many things they did together that can never be undone'. Also, James never wanted Dave to leave the band, Lars Ulrich gave James an ultimatum. It was either Mustaine leaves and James stays, or they both go. Dave went and formed Megadeth, and then was all lovey with Junior, which is the reason why James hated him so much (he was jealous duh). When Cryptic Writings by Megadeth came out in 1997, there was a song called 'Trust' on it, which tells about a doomed relationship. (James/Dave were rumoured to have given the relationship another shot around that time). Dave has also mentioned that he loves James in many different ways, through Twitter, Interviews, Instagram, etc.

OMG Hetstaine is goals!
I wish I could be as cute as Hetstaine!

hetstaine by Scaryfangirl May 22, 2017

hetsplain

hetsplaining is basically mansplaining but hetsplaining instead. its a heterosexual explanation for an otherwise not heterosexual thing. a great example of hetsplaining is in folklore: the long pond studio sessions, when taylor swift is explaining the meaning behind the song "betty".

she explains that the song is from a male pov, when actually its just fucking gay. in giving a heterosexual explanation for a gay thing, she has hetsplained the song.

"man, i wish taylor swift would stop hetsplaining all her gay ass songs and just admit that she wrote a song about a woman..."
"taylor swift hetsplaining betty was harmful to her queer fans because they got doxxed by her straight fans. dude she should just be honest when she writes a gay song, like its better than jumping through ALL these hoops JUST to make it straight"
"dude the male pov shit is still gay as FUCK through"

"the problem is that the majority of her fans eat her hetsplanations up like its nothing...she really can say ANYTHING and her fans will believe her..."

hetsplain by shawtygotthafatty May 16, 2021