hetsag 

heterosexual sagginess

when a heterosexual has a saggy ass because of their bottoms not being tight/pulled up

Look over there, it’s a hetsag!

hetsag by anonymous December 15, 2020

hessage 

Yeah, it a message from a dude named Meaven.

"Hey man, what did you get in the mail?"
"Yeah, I just got a hessage."

hessage by The Law 72 February 11, 2014

Hetlag

the feeling of exhaustion one experiences from pretending to be heterosexual in front of ones family.

Myra: Hey girl, how's your christmas?
Lexa: I've watched every "gay and lesbian" movie on Netflix. And then i slept to avoid the fam.
Myra: Jeez, got hetlag huh?
Lexa: You have no idea.

Hetlag by RonnieSkylar May 19, 2016

Hetlagged 

How a gay person feels after having spent the Holidays with their hetero extended family, hetero friends from way back, and generally hetero small town, on the other side of the continent.

'Phew. I think I'll take the day off, I just got back from Christmas Break in New Brunswick and I'm hella hetlagged.'

Hetlagged by pierreandre June 23, 2009

hetlag

hetlag is the time before someone comes out and the disorientation that follows.

whats wrong with john. Oh, he is just suffering from hetlag.

hetlag by MagickQuill October 11, 2020

Hetlagged 

When you’re extremely tired from pretending to be straight around your relatives during the holidays.

"Man, I'm so hetlagged from having to pretend I'm straight around my super christian grandma this christmas."

Hetlagged by TheDapperSpork December 18, 2014

Hetag 

Hetag is such a kind-hearted person who will never give up in a difficult moment. But at the same time, he loves to eat very much, there are no dishes that he would not like. His friends are very lucky with him, but beware, because he will eat all the food from your refrigerator.

Where is all the food?- So Khetag ate everything.

Hetag by anonymous November 24, 2021