Hetsplanation

A heterosexual explanation of something that could otherwise be interpreted as queer.

"Did she just say she wants to kiss a girl?"

"Yeah, there's not hetsplanation for that."

by Spitefulginger October 10, 2023

hexplanation

A revealing of details/reasons as to why something didn't go right due to either the type of screw-head (i.e., you needed a small socket-wrench instead of a Philips screwdriver) or a voodoo curse.

If someone either believes in black magic or doesn't understand basics physics/mechanics, usually any hexplanation will work as an excuse with him.

by QuacksO February 6, 2020