hetsplain

hetsplaining is basically mansplaining but hetsplaining instead. its a heterosexual explanation for an otherwise not heterosexual thing. a great example of hetsplaining is in folklore: the long pond studio sessions, when taylor swift is explaining the meaning behind the song "betty".

she explains that the song is from a male pov, when actually its just fucking gay. in giving a heterosexual explanation for a gay thing, she has hetsplained the song.

"man, i wish taylor swift would stop hetsplaining all her gay ass songs and just admit that she wrote a song about a woman..."
"taylor swift hetsplaining betty was harmful to her queer fans because they got doxxed by her straight fans. dude she should just be honest when she writes a gay song, like its better than jumping through ALL these hoops JUST to make it straight"
"dude the male pov shit is still gay as FUCK through"

"the problem is that the majority of her fans eat her hetsplanations up like its nothing...she really can say ANYTHING and her fans will believe her..."

hetsplain by shawtygotthafatty May 16, 2021

Hamsplain

The common practice of amateur radio operators of answering a question which was not asked, using as many irrelevant facts as possible, some of which may be correct.

If you want to hamsplain properly, you begin by citing your accomplishments, and end with a homework assignment.

Hamsplain by BetterQRP October 8, 2021

hetstaine 

Hetstaine is the James Hetfield/Dave Mustaine relationship from way back until '83 when Mustaine got kicked out of Metallica. I can 100% Verify that Hetstaine is real. For example, the bathtub picture of them has been proven to be real, and there is interviews where James mentions the 'virgin territory' they covered together and the 'many things they did together that can never be undone'. Also, James never wanted Dave to leave the band, Lars Ulrich gave James an ultimatum. It was either Mustaine leaves and James stays, or they both go. Dave went and formed Megadeth, and then was all lovey with Junior, which is the reason why James hated him so much (he was jealous duh). When Cryptic Writings by Megadeth came out in 1997, there was a song called 'Trust' on it, which tells about a doomed relationship. (James/Dave were rumoured to have given the relationship another shot around that time). Dave has also mentioned that he loves James in many different ways, through Twitter, Interviews, Instagram, etc.

OMG Hetstaine is goals!
I wish I could be as cute as Hetstaine!

hetstaine by Scaryfangirl May 22, 2017

Vetsplaining 

The act of simply and unpretentiously explaining medical and nonmedical information about veterinary medicine to both medically trained and laypersons.

Vetsplaining is an invaluable and humorous podcast by Dr. Lisa McFaddin.

Let me vetsplain hyperthyroidism in cats to you.

In order to convey the severity of Fluffy's illness the doctor vetsplained the problem precisely and completely to the owner.

If only my veterinarian could describe my dog's problem in a way I understood easily....oh you need her/him to vetsplain it to you.

Vetsplaining by Dr. LOL September 14, 2018

hansplaining 

Stating inaccurate facts about China. Conveniently repeating Chinese Communist Party propaganda worldview. They can be often located in their ideological bubble on Weibo (Twitter copy) or other CCP run social media pages, in rare cases you can meet them in the wild in Mass Media comment sections as well as Facebook and Twitter comments.
Their meeting and support group has its western HQ on r/Sino where they're sharing the newest fake news, CCP propaganda and secretly plotting on how to take over the world, just to miserably fail every time like Pinky and the Brain.

Any rational person: "China is running concentration camps and they're rounding up millions of Uighur's, it's coming close to a genocide"

Lin starting his hansplaining: "no ,no . is no like it, you just don't understand Chainer, is vocational camps with Chinese characteristics" and continues to hansplain how forcing Muslims to burn their holy books, drinking alcohol and eating pork is a good thing to fight alleged terror.

hansplaining by real_xi_jing_ping December 23, 2019

Hexsplaining

when someone explain how to play a game

bobby keeps hexsplaining league of legends and i hate him

Hexsplaining by TinyPanda16 July 24, 2022

Hatesplaining 

when someone from an elite victimized class explains to a member of a majority group how racist, sexist, homophobic, trans-phobic etc they are without any evidence of matching behavior or thought patterns to support their case. They often surround their accusation of bigotry with "weasle-words" like "subconscious", "passive" or "benevolent" to soften the blow of their "guilty-until-proven-innocent" stance. Disagreeing with a Hatesplainer is considered by them to be morally unacceptable, as they are generally incapable of tolerating any "diversity of thought".

These LGBTQIA+* people in some chat room are hatesplaining to me how racist, judgemental and hateful I am. I'm not oppressing anyone! They don't even know me! In their delusional world all white men are evil. Whatever happened to being judged by the content of your character?

Hatesplaining by notevilwhiteguy September 26, 2017