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Before you spank somebody you use the expression "he". tsch is the sound of the spank.
I came near my room when i heard "hetsch", i open my door and i saw someone spanking my girlfriend.
hetsch by lolzor! September 6, 2007
Urban Dictionary Merch
(n) when a males testicles are larger than his penis
No Mike, I don't want to see your hensch.

The mans hensch scared off all of the girls he hit on.
hensch by pdgac May 20, 2016
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The Heschel school 

A school full of rich liberal assholes and whiny bitches. The teachers only work there because they couldn't get into a union. The school is to afraid to let you do anything that could somehow lead to harm because it is ruled by a bunch of entitled parents.
Did you just make a joke? OMG you're so racist/sexist/homophobic, I am seriously offended, now I'm gonna have to report you to the principle and get you kicked ouy of the heschel school!
To take notes for extended periods of time which may result in frustration, depression, insomnia, fatigue, pain, diarrhea, ulcers, death, or etc.
Student #1: Hey did you finish hersching yesterday?
Student #2: Yeah, it took six hours!
hersch by hersching August 28, 2011
Oh my god, that girl's dress is so hetched...where did she get it the dumpster?

That play was so hetched, i almost threw up
hetched by letmelive January 10, 2006

Herschell 

The Baddest Mother Fucker you will ever meet. Everyone want to be his friend or lover.
Vince is the best Herschell you will ever meet.
Herschell by Gallodog March 24, 2009
When something is very large or fat
Bill- Hey, look at that lady over there! Shes pretty
Mike- Naw dude, Shes Hersch
Hersch by Theodoren April 7, 2015
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