Helping

The state of "helping" while high on marijuana. To be "helping" is the serious need of help because you are possibly incapacitated on the bed or are about to or have greened out.

(True story, all names have been changed)

So on a clear starry night, two buddies hung out in their basement to get high. They ordered a box of pizza for themselves, and paid the girl the wrong amount of money; still shutting the door on the delivery person.

The two buddies ate the pizza and watched TV for awhile. One of the buddies, "Dave", felt like one of his eyes was larger than the other, and was unable to see straight. He then puked up all the pizza he just ate.

Dave claimed that if he didn't physically breathe, he felt like his body was breathing for him because of all the smoke literally trapped in his lungs and therefore inflated his lungs every time he breathed out.

When Dave laid on the bed, he looked over to his friend who was high as fuck, and kept "helping" to his friend. He constantly asked for help because he thought he was going to die. Dave couldn't feel his body and was to the point where he was too lazy to move and do anything.

Person 1 - "Dduuddee, you okay?"
Person 2 - "I'm heellppiinngg, I can't do jack shit"

Dave smoked way too much weed to the point where he greened out and was "helping" all fucking night.

by Helping as ffuuucckk November 6, 2011

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helping a buddy out

This is when one straight guy gives another straight guy a handjob or blowjob. This is not a gay act if the rules of the Bro Code are followed: 1) the recipient must not have the option of sex with a female easily available, 2) the helper must be doing it as a favor to a friend and not receive any sexual pleasure from performing the act, 3) the act must be reciprocated, although not necessarily contemporaneously, 4) the act must never be revealed to third parties, 5) no kissing, 6) no contact with the recipient's ass. This act is frequently done under the influence of alcohol or other mind altering substances. If the act does not involve simultaneous reciprocation, the helper should keep his pants on. See also brojob.

A: My girl is out of town and I'm horny as shit. How about helping a buddy out?

B: No problem, Bro.

A: You want me to do you?

B: Naa, I've got a date tonight. You can get me next time she's on her period.

by Samsonva2000 January 18, 2016

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helping hand

Assistance given to someone who becomes tired while providing a handjob.

While Dick Cheney was giving me a handjob, but was too tired to continue, I took hold of his wrist and gave him a helping hand. The helping hand provides a somewhat similar experience and sensation to the Stranger in the Night.

by Jon Vermillion and E.B. August 22, 2005

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Helping-Hands Job

A sexual maneuver where a male sits on his knees. His partner sits behind him so that their chest touches his back. The partner then reaches underneath the male's armpits and extends their arms outward. The male will then fold his arms over his partner's and hides his hands behind his back. The partner then gives the male a hand-job is such a fashion that an observer may believe the male is using his own hands. The concept is likely born from the game called "Helping Hands" on the popular television show "Who's Line is it Anyway".

My girlfriend gave me a helping-hands job while I looked in the mirror so it looked like I was masturbating without having to put forth the effort.

by peggy87 July 29, 2010

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helping richard out of the pool

When you have to use extreme strength to get your dick out of a girl's pussy when it is in too tight.

Girl: Let's stop, my dad is going to be home any minute!
Boy: Alright, let's get dressed.
Girl: What are you waiting for, hurry up!
Boy: Hold on, I'm helping Richard out of the pool.

by ONEY RULES ☝ October 25, 2014

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