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hee hee hee haw 

Something you say sarcastically at at a bad joke in a very plain boring voice
like your are very tired

and at a slightly slower speed
like
hee hee hee haw
Person1:LOOK IM A BUTTERFLY!
everyone else: hee hee hee haw

hee hee hee haw 

A comical remark of glee in which is said via one of the king emotes from Clash Royale. It is typically used in a toxic or humorical manner. Or just because you simply want to show you are happy.
Man, I lost that match so bad. After it ended, all I heard was HEE HEE HEE HAW
hee hee hee haw by ClasherOfMoms December 20, 2021
Adj. Meaning 'Nothing' or very little. Mainly a Central Scottish term.
'He went to get money out of his bank, but he had hee haw in it.'

nothing fuck all nante bugger all nowt
hee haw by Big_Jock_Knew January 5, 2009

hee haw mother fucker 

1. an ignorant redneck. 2. a person whom you don't like. 3. a person who is being stupid.
ex. "Look at that stupid hee haw mother fucker."
"What a stupid hee haw mother fucker."

Hee Haw Ho 

A ho who resides in a rural area, but a ho all the same. Different from her urban counterparts in that she may be missing teeth, uneducated and generally unkempt.
Me: Dude, have you checked out Lindsay Lohan lately? Uhh-she's rank!
Steve: Norm, she's been a Hee Haw Ho for quite some time-where have you been?!?
Hee Haw Ho by Bangboy January 6, 2010
hee-haw by xzybit September 10, 2004
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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