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(n.) - The excitement felt over HBO-produced series, movies, and documentaries.
Even though the boobies are blurred out when A&E shows reruns of The Sopranos, I still get an HBOner.
HBOner by smellyrock June 10, 2008
Words you can keep
Pronounced with a long "o".

A portmanteau of "honored" and "boner," used to describe one being arroused by an honorific situation, especially by having vast amount of power bestowed upon oneself. The first recorded use was in a Tweet by a newly inaugurated American leader.
I am honered to serve you, the great American People, as the 45th president of the United States!
honered by Hotpotato88 January 22, 2017
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A heart boner.

The feeling you get when you see someone across the room and your heart just explodes. You just want to give them your love.
1) Matthew lush created the word honer.

2) "You see that girl over there, she's giving me a honer."

3) Go subscribe to Matthew Lush on YouTube, because he will give you a honer.
Honer by larrysexslave February 2, 2015
A sexy mfker called habbibah and people make fun of her name because they wish that they were her. Haboner is her nickname made by the one and only ZAHRAH 🙈
Hows haboner today?
Haboner is so pretty
haboner by .....x..... December 20, 2020
something nameless, visceral, and able to be literally or figuratively chewed upon.
interjection: "Hooners!"
hooners by beand May 26, 2010

hobonero 

n. 1. a sexy boyfriend who capitalizes on his good looks to mooch off his girlfriend/s. 2. a good looking man who hangs around bars and entices women to buy him drinks.
"Man, Rico Suave over there just scored another free drink from that cougar...whatta hobonero!"

"Why dontcha quit being a hobonero, and stop taking money from your girlfiend's purse?"
hobonero by Nickilicious January 6, 2008

Honerism 

To use man logic and financial wisdom to show your superiority over everything female or liberal. The ultra male.

To use caveman tactics to subdue your female partners.
The man showed his honerism by walking three miles to the stadium rather than spending $10 for parking.

Honerism is what caused the male to throw his female partner against the wall when no condom was present.
Honerism by Jimbo Feeds May 20, 2008
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