hooners

something nameless, visceral, and able to be literally or figuratively chewed upon.

interjection: "Hooners!"

by beand May 26, 2010

Hooners

another word for underwear or panties

Ryan’s father always packs him an extra pair of hooners so he never has to go to the school office when he releases a proper stinker.

Are we still meeting up at the hoon shack tonight?

by ms.haught January 9, 2024

Hooters Restaurant

A half-way house for strippers. A business chain that allows females to promote their bodies for tips based upon tits, but clothed.

Hooters Restaurant is a safe haven for strippers who found religion, but want to remain in the 'tips for tits' business. Also, allows females to experiment if their sweater monkeys are marketable to go clothed free.

There goes single mom Helen to work at Hooters Restaurant to support her three children. She found religion and quit dancing naked. She now wears a belly shirt, shorts and carries chicken wings and beer in her cleavage for tips.

by mikeverdill August 18, 2009

hollow hooters

My favourite type of breasts. The empty saggy ones that you can squeeze and suck. So soft and pliable. Usually accompanied by eraser nipples

I love me some hollow hooters

by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020

femboy hooters

where the men are pretty and the boys have cooters

take me down to the femboy hooters

by s1nj1ns bu55y June 7, 2020

femboy hooters

the best fuckin place on earth

i will never leave femboy hooters

by the letter 4 June 18, 2020

Femboy Hooters

An eating establishment comparable to Hooters, except the staff consists of femboys wearing Hooters uniforms with their little femcocks bulging in their skimpy shorts.

“Hey Jake, we’re still going to Femboy Hooters right? I heard they hire only the finest femboys in town!”

by Smoothcock McGee June 8, 2020