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hagfish dick
When a person sucks your penis for ages and it gets covered in lots of spit and dribble like a slimy hagfish
hagfish dick by Bigfatbozwithbigfatballbag October 28, 2018
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hagfag
1. A gay male who mainly has heterosexual females as friends.
2. The opposite of faghag
3. A more polite way of calling your best friend a faggot, homosexual, gay
2. The opposite of faghag
3. A more polite way of calling your best friend a faggot, homosexual, gay
hagfag by Daniel Contreras January 17, 2005
hagful
adj. Someone who is full of hag. one who has lots of hag in their personality. Very ugly. Having resemblance to an old wized way.
hagful by haggggmastaaaa November 15, 2011
hagfish
Long beach hagfish ho 60 inch long skuttered on udd around wall she had ugly stick whauuup me.
I hang loose to redondo beach jump on waves. Mexicans don't eat hagfish....
I hang loose to redondo beach jump on waves. Mexicans don't eat hagfish....
hagfish by itichie_nocanpo July 5, 2006
Hagfishing
When someone creates a fake profile on a dating site that is deliberately repulsive and offensive for the purpose of demonstrating that people are awful and no bar is too low.
Sally was hagfishing on Match.com as a Neo-nazi single mother with eight kids and a meth addiction. She got 127 messages in 24 hours!
Hagfishing by SlimeEelResearcher February 5, 2019
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
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