Long beach hagfish ho 60 inch long skuttered on udd around wall she had ugly stick whauuup me.
I hang loose to redondo beach jump on waves. Mexicans don't eat hagfish....
I hang loose to redondo beach jump on waves. Mexicans don't eat hagfish....
by itichie_nocanpo July 05, 2006
Get the hagfishmug. When someone creates a fake profile on a dating site that is deliberately repulsive and offensive for the purpose of demonstrating that people are awful and no bar is too low.
Sally was hagfishing on Match.com as a Neo-nazi single mother with eight kids and a meth addiction. She got 127 messages in 24 hours!
by SlimeEelResearcher February 05, 2019
Get the Hagfishingmug. 
1. A jawless, slimy, bottom-dwelling fish that preys on dead animals by burrowing inside of them and eating out their insides.
2. A jawless, slimy-looking cock that eats women from the inside out.
2. A jawless, slimy-looking cock that eats women from the inside out.
1. Whoa, dude, i was just watching the discovery channel episode on hagfish. Those things are fucking creepy, man!
2. Jonny just ate Mary out with his hagfish again.
2. Jonny just ate Mary out with his hagfish again.
by Birdmaster300 May 06, 2009
Get the Hagfishmug. When a person sucks your penis for ages and it gets covered in lots of spit and dribble like a slimy hagfish
by Bigfatbozwithbigfatballbag October 28, 2018
Get the hagfish dickmug. by Anime280 February 22, 2017
Get the scandinavian hagfishmug. A D-list Actress, who butts her nose in politics, and sings terrible songs, and appears in terrible movies.
Hey Hagfish, how about you stay out of politics and find something constructive to do with your life.
by Bettee milder January 31, 2020
Get the Hagfishmug.