Jawless sucking bottom feeder eats from inside ( japan fish )
Long beach hagfish ho 60 inch long skuttered on udd around wall she had ugly stick whauuup me.
I hang loose to redondo beach jump on waves. Mexicans don't eat hagfish....
by itichie_nocanpo July 05, 2006
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When someone creates a fake profile on a dating site that is deliberately repulsive and offensive for the purpose of demonstrating that people are awful and no bar is too low.
Sally was hagfishing on Match.com as a Neo-nazi single mother with eight kids and a meth addiction. She got 127 messages in 24 hours!
by SlimeEelResearcher February 05, 2019
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1. A jawless, slimy, bottom-dwelling fish that preys on dead animals by burrowing inside of them and eating out their insides.

2. A jawless, slimy-looking cock that eats women from the inside out.
1. Whoa, dude, i was just watching the discovery channel episode on hagfish. Those things are fucking creepy, man!

2. Jonny just ate Mary out with his hagfish again.
by Birdmaster300 May 02, 2009
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When a person sucks your penis for ages and it gets covered in lots of spit and dribble like a slimy hagfish
She sucked my dick for so long I got hagfish dick, I could slip it straight in her ass now
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A Hagfish is what occurs when a man ejects semen onto his penis and goes limp.
I was having sex the other day, when I finished, I went limp right after and saw my Hagfish dripping.
by The Dew Hag July 14, 2017
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