Handhold 

a phrase shouted when something magically escapes your grip and goes flying out of your hands. it is hereditary

HANDHOLD!

Handhold by lillielog May 31, 2025

Car Handhold 

The little handles in a car above your head that are primarily used by parents telling their kids how bad they are at driving.

Sharon was clutching the car handhold dramatically while telling her daughter to slow down.

Car Handhold by AntisocialPotato July 23, 2017

Unprotected handholding

When your hand intertwines with someone else’s before marriage, resulting in a loss of innocence

1. Me and my gf held hands and hugged the other day bro

2. Wait, you’re saying you commit in the act of unprotected handholding?

1. Yes?

2. I’m calling the police

Unprotected handholding by AwkwardGamerBoi December 5, 2020

Premarital Handholding 

UNACCEPTABLE! ONE MILLION YEARS DUNGEON!

Premarital handholding is the most degenerate and sinful act one can commit.

Premarital Handholding by WeWillAllDieSoon April 13, 2022

Chronic handheld check 

To consciously and frequently check your pockets for your handheld when you realize you can't feel it or the weight of it in your pocket. PSPs', DSs', cellphones, iPods, etc.

Accompanied with this is Chronic handheld check panic where upon checking the pocket where it was thought to be, but not there one will then tense and begin to rapidly pat down all pockets.

-Paul and Micheal leave a party-

Paul: *Paul reaches into knee pocket and sighs breath of relief after feeling his Droid*

Micheal: "Damn man you just checked for your phone like 10 minutes ago"

Paul: "Sorry man, I must have Chronic Handheld Check or something cause I get a bit worried when I can't feel it, and this cost a lot of bread.

Chronic handheld check by Raylock August 19, 2010

Handholding 

For filthy degenerates like you

Ugh they're into handholding those filthy degenerates.

Handholding by Shadow byte October 15, 2019

Premarital handholding 

It is the worst sin ever to be made. If you do this you will go straight to hell. Don't even try to hold the hand of another sex before marrying them. In case you accidentally do this, you must marry the person you committed this sin with or must kill yourself

bo: Hey did you hear that Josh and Libby were practicing Premarital handholding
go: Hell naw, that bitch must die in the underworld

Premarital handholding by Chloe Hill November 17, 2019