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Handbagger Helper 

During lovemaking, a guy tells his female partner that he is unable to finish and makes up an excuse if needed. Then, while his partner is getting cleaned up, or just not paying attention, he blows his load in her purse for her to find at a later time.
This guy I was with last night totally left me a handbagger helper.
Handbagger Helper by Rahvihn March 23, 2004

handraper 

person who takes a passed out person's hand and uses it to masturbate with.
Did you hear what Brad did last weekend? He handraped Irene when she was passed out on the couch
handraper by Daniel April 21, 2005

handbanger 

Any loser who goes into a chat room with the intent of jerking off to those who chat with them in the room on a daily basis.
"Lol, that anon who just joined is definitely a handbanger. Just look at that username, how lame..."
handbanger by HiSpdMgcnLady June 7, 2018
German for Handjob

Much hilarity to be had for us mostly English folk
Tom: phwoar, gagging for a handberuf
handberuf by Leeds Geography May 19, 2008

Handjager 

Synonym for handjob. Typicly excersized by women, but because of the fact that its the 21st century it can also be performed by a man.

(Although its hella gay).
Good day Erland! That Handjager you gave me was grandiose.
Handjager by Fjordnissen March 14, 2019

hindbærsnitte 

Hindbærsnitte is a delicious cake in Denmark.

A word used in danish to describe a cute/hot girl.
Two guys talking, when a cute girl walks by...

Person A) Oh look! a cute hindbærsnitte!

Person B) Yummy!
hindbærsnitte by Foldberg April 30, 2017
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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