Handjager 

Synonym for handjob. Typicly excersized by women, but because of the fact that its the 21st century it can also be performed by a man.

(Although its hella gay).

Good day Erland! That Handjager you gave me was grandiose.

Handjager by Fjordnissen March 14, 2019

handurgers 

Handergers noun
A swear one uses when a friend is being a butt faced nazi pirate

My friends are being handurgers

handurgers by Belly button lint boy September 27, 2013

Handbagger Helper 

During lovemaking, a guy tells his female partner that he is unable to finish and makes up an excuse if needed. Then, while his partner is getting cleaned up, or just not paying attention, he blows his load in her purse for her to find at a later time.

This guy I was with last night totally left me a handbagger helper.

Handbagger Helper by Rahvihn March 23, 2004

handraper 

person who takes a passed out person's hand and uses it to masturbate with.

Did you hear what Brad did last weekend? He handraped Irene when she was passed out on the couch

handraper by Daniel April 21, 2005

handbanger 

Any loser who goes into a chat room with the intent of jerking off to those who chat with them in the room on a daily basis.

"Lol, that anon who just joined is definitely a handbanger. Just look at that username, how lame..."

handbanger by HiSpdMgcnLady June 7, 2018

handjigger 

another word for handjob

"chica, why don't u come here and give me a handjigger...." then me and rob would say "what the hell is a handjigger?" and sean would say " i don't know, that's what i'm tryin to find out!"

handjigger by g dizzy August 20, 2005

Håndbajer

A Håndbajer is a beer you enjoy as it is. No fancy food goes with it - just a pure beer.

1: Hey, you wanna grab a Håndbajer to night?
2: Yeah, sure i'll bring a couple!

Håndbajer by Spanggaard May 16, 2016