Handjager

Synonym for handjob. Typicly excersized by women, but because of the fact that its the 21st century it can also be performed by a man.

(Although its hella gay).

Good day Erland! That Handjager you gave me was grandiose.

by Fjordnissen March 14, 2019

handurgers

Handergers noun
A swear one uses when a friend is being a butt faced nazi pirate

My friends are being handurgers

by Belly button lint boy September 27, 2013

Handbagger Helper

During lovemaking, a guy tells his female partner that he is unable to finish and makes up an excuse if needed. Then, while his partner is getting cleaned up, or just not paying attention, he blows his load in her purse for her to find at a later time.

This guy I was with last night totally left me a handbagger helper.

by Rahvihn March 23, 2004

handraper

person who takes a passed out person's hand and uses it to masturbate with.

Did you hear what Brad did last weekend? He handraped Irene when she was passed out on the couch

by Daniel April 21, 2005

handbanger

Any loser who goes into a chat room with the intent of jerking off to those who chat with them in the room on a daily basis.

"Lol, that anon who just joined is definitely a handbanger. Just look at that username, how lame..."

by HiSpdMgcnLady June 7, 2018

handjigger

another word for handjob

"chica, why don't u come here and give me a handjigger...." then me and rob would say "what the hell is a handjigger?" and sean would say " i don't know, that's what i'm tryin to find out!"

by g dizzy August 20, 2005

Håndbajer

A Håndbajer is a beer you enjoy as it is. No fancy food goes with it - just a pure beer.

1: Hey, you wanna grab a Håndbajer to night?
2: Yeah, sure i'll bring a couple!

by Spanggaard May 16, 2016