Handjerb
A handjerb is when a Mexican woman kicks open your bedroom door, shoves a white woman out of the way, and proceeds to finish you off via handjob herself.
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Handkerbation
"Have you been using my handkerchiefs for handkerbation?"
"Yes - I love your pretty handkerchiefs, they always make me shoot lots of hanky cum"
"Yes - I love your pretty handkerchiefs, they always make me shoot lots of hanky cum"
Handkerbation by Hanker Choo June 27, 2008
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Handkerbate
guy 1 - what did you get up to last night?
guy 2 - after talking to my g/f on the phone I was turned on and had to handkerbate.
guy 2 - after talking to my g/f on the phone I was turned on and had to handkerbate.
Handkerbate by hank-er-choo January 22, 2008
Handkerbate
To masturbate with a clean slightly unfolded Handkerchief around the penis
This usually involves putting 1 or more handkerchiefsover your stomach to catch your ejaculate.
This usually involves putting 1 or more handkerchiefsover your stomach to catch your ejaculate.
guy 1 - what did you get up to last night?
guy 2 - after talking to my g/f on the phone I was turned on and had to handkerbate.
guy 2 - after talking to my g/f on the phone I was turned on and had to handkerbate.
Handkerbate by hank-er-choo January 23, 2008
Handkerbate
guy 1 - what did you get up to last night?
guy 2 - after talking to my g/f on the phone I was turned on and had to handkerbate.
guy 2 - after talking to my g/f on the phone I was turned on and had to handkerbate.
Handkerbate by hank-er-choo January 21, 2008
Handjeroni
My wife is on her period, so she wouldn't have sexual intercourse with me. She did however pleasure me with a handjeroni.
Handjeroni by B Squad Cop June 26, 2025
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