Handjerb
A handjerb is when a Mexican woman kicks open your bedroom door, shoves a white woman out of the way, and proceeds to finish you off via handjob herself.
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Handkerbation
"Have you been using my handkerchiefs for handkerbation?"
"Yes - I love your pretty handkerchiefs, they always make me shoot lots of hanky cum"
"Yes - I love your pretty handkerchiefs, they always make me shoot lots of hanky cum"
Handkerbation by Hanker Choo June 27, 2008
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Handkerbate
guy 1 - what did you get up to last night?
guy 2 - after talking to my g/f on the phone I was turned on and had to handkerbate.
guy 2 - after talking to my g/f on the phone I was turned on and had to handkerbate.
Handkerbate by hank-er-choo January 22, 2008
Handkerbate
To masturbate with a clean slightly unfolded Handkerchief around the penis
This usually involves putting 1 or more handkerchiefsover your stomach to catch your ejaculate.
This usually involves putting 1 or more handkerchiefsover your stomach to catch your ejaculate.
guy 1 - what did you get up to last night?
guy 2 - after talking to my g/f on the phone I was turned on and had to handkerbate.
guy 2 - after talking to my g/f on the phone I was turned on and had to handkerbate.
Handkerbate by hank-er-choo January 23, 2008
Handkerbate
guy 1 - what did you get up to last night?
guy 2 - after talking to my g/f on the phone I was turned on and had to handkerbate.
guy 2 - after talking to my g/f on the phone I was turned on and had to handkerbate.
Handkerbate by hank-er-choo January 21, 2008
Handjeroni
My wife is on her period, so she wouldn't have sexual intercourse with me. She did however pleasure me with a handjeroni.
Handjeroni by B Squad Cop June 26, 2025
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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