Handjerb

A handjerb is when a Mexican woman kicks open your bedroom door, shoves a white woman out of the way, and proceeds to finish you off via handjob herself.

Maria: Move, Becky, you clearly don't know what you're doing!
Becky: YOU TERKA MAH HANDJERB!

by Moosii September 2, 2019

Handkerbation

Masturbation with a handkerchief - usually resulting in hanky cum

"Have you been using my handkerchiefs for handkerbation?"

"Yes - I love your pretty handkerchiefs, they always make me shoot lots of hanky cum"

by Hanker Choo June 27, 2008

Handkerbate

To masturbate with a clean slightly unfolded Handkerchief around the penis

guy 1 - what did you get up to last night?
guy 2 - after talking to my g/f on the phone I was turned on and had to handkerbate.

by hank-er-choo January 22, 2008

Handkerbate

To masturbate with a clean slightly unfolded Handkerchief around the penis
This usually involves putting 1 or more handkerchiefsover your stomach to catch your ejaculate.

guy 1 - what did you get up to last night?
guy 2 - after talking to my g/f on the phone I was turned on and had to handkerbate.

by hank-er-choo January 23, 2008

Handkerbate

To masturbate with a clean slightly unfolded Handkerchief wrapped around the penis

guy 1 - what did you get up to last night?
guy 2 - after talking to my g/f on the phone I was turned on and had to handkerbate.

by hank-er-choo January 21, 2008

Handjeroni

A hand job from a woman. When a woman pleasures a man with her hand(s).

My wife is on her period, so she wouldn't have sexual intercourse with me. She did however pleasure me with a handjeroni.

by B Squad Cop June 26, 2025