Gyrney

A scar that has a resemblance to the form of the centipede due to its overall shape and stitch scars

Parrett Garker had a surgery that left a gyrney! ...on his neck!

by Explorear 984678239637328man February 7, 2010

XAVIER GORNEY

A type of boulder used for mass destruction. also is a reliable food source for a couple of years.

a XAVIER GORNEY was used to destroy all sources of enemy food in a matter of seconds in the late 16th century

by ancient food sources September 25, 2019

Gurney Girl

Girls (or Gurney Guys) who are attracted to EMT/Paramedics just for their job. Similar to a badge bunny but for paramedics

A: Bro, I met this girl last night and she immediately invited me to her place!
B: Were you still in your paramedic uniform?

A: Well yea I was at the psych hospital…
B: Dude, that’s totally a Gurney Girl…

by Samc28 July 15, 2021

Dick Gurney

Men's thong-like bathing suit that shouldn't be worn by anyone with the slightest sense of morals or dignity. AKA speedo, banana hammock

I can't believe that Rich is wearing a dick gurney under his uniform...

by EggBeaterNEater September 18, 2015

Robbing the gurney

To date, screw or marry a person that is significantly older than one's self. This would be the opposite of robbing the cradle where you date someone younger. The gurney would be compared to the cradle in that people that are old or near death lie in a gurney.

Dude, did you meed Rob's new lady? He's only 25 but She's gotta be like, 48 years old! He's totally robbing the gurney on that one.

by chico1181 November 22, 2010

gurneygasm

when you cum in someones mouth with such ferocity that it gets caught in their throat and they choke. you then proceed to give them CPR (cardio pulminary resuscitation) and you suck the cum out and swallow saving their life.

i almost killed jane from the gurneygasm i gave her last night. it was pretty scary

by harro dero April 8, 2007

gurneyman

The baddest mofo in town!

The Gurneyman will bust a cap in yo ass.

by Chachi Malachi June 24, 2003