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1. Master of Comedy
2. The most badass character in Steven Universe. She is literally a fusion between two lesbian space rocks
3. Square Mom
"Amethyst: Hahaha! Wow Garnet, that was the funniest thing I've ever heard!

Garnet: Garnet, Master of Comedy"

"Steven Universe AKA Gay Space Rocks"

"Square Mom is the bet mom"
Garnet by Tatum Ridley July 23, 2016
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Garey Snider 

A musical legend,Producer,Drummer,Composer.Also Known as GSpider.
Garey Snider,GSpider,Drummer,Producer,composer,Scarling,The Cure
Garey Snider by jojojox October 30, 2008

Preston Garvey 

A minuteman from the game Fallout 4 whom constantly pesters you to set up settlements.
Preston Garvey: When you're done reading this definition, come to Sanctuary. There's a settlement that need our assistance.
Preston Garvey by Bibbityboobys October 6, 2016

Garnett Transit Form 

The form you file your taxes on.
I barely got my Garnett Transit Form filled in time by on June.
Garnett Transit Form by Skwerl23 October 9, 2018
garneau. it’s a really odd looking school, looks like a rainbow prison. there’s different groups. the hockey boys, the popular group, the weird girls, the guys nobody talks to, and the normal people. nobody really mentions garneau at other schools like spk, st matts, bd, gisele and etc. bc it’s not something anyone talks about. everyone has a nicotine addiction and there’s only like four hot guys. they call it “garn barn” because it’s full of snakes. we also have two meme accounts based on garneau but let’s face it: the whole school is a meme
guy: what school do you go to?
girl: garneau, hbu
guy: what’s garneau ?
Garneau by Canadian244 April 12, 2019

XAVIER GORNEY

A type of boulder used for mass destruction. also is a reliable food source for a couple of years.
a XAVIER GORNEY was used to destroy all sources of enemy food in a matter of seconds in the late 16th century
XAVIER GORNEY by ancient food sources September 25, 2019
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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